Would this be offensive to you?

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Would it be offensive to you if you were at the beach and seen a very sexy guy with no tan lines wearing nothing but a pouch bikini? A pouch bikini is a swimsuit that only covers the genitals. It has no back or sides. Its simply a colorful 3 inch pouch that covers the front stuff and ties on with a string. The pubic area is shaved bare so there is not hair showing. It leaves no tan lines. It does comes as a 2 piece as it can be quickly converted to a 1/8 inch thick string bikini so as not to appear to be nude when laying on your tummy.

I make it a practice to never sit near kids, but I have no control over parents choosing to sit near me after I have picked a spot. Kids do not pay attention to what adults wear and it is up to the parents to care what I am wearing. Sometimes women with kids will sit near me because of what I am wearing just for the scenery.

Everyone or at least almost everyone accepts that this is a beach and you expect to see very little covering at a beach.

1. not offensive at all, its the beach!	20
2. borderline, but maybe not offensive, afterall it is the beach	27
3. offensive	11

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SwickDinging

3 years ago

It would gross but no, I would not be offended.

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- Inkmaster
  
  3 years ago
  
  Exactly. It's the beach. There are kids around, man. Nobody wants to see that.
  
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  - sun-tanning
    
    3 years ago
    
    Kids do not pay attention to what adults are wearing, adults pay attention to what adults are wearing and that is on the parents who choose to sit on that section of the beach. They could certainly sit down the beach which goes on for miles.
    
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    - Inkmaster
      
      3 years ago
      
      "Kids do not pay attention to what adults are wearing" Kids point at bald people and talk about it loudly. They're gonna notice your crotch bulge. "that is on the parents who choose to sit on that section of the beach" Not if they were there first. "the beach which goes on for miles" Depends on the beach.
      
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      - sun-tanning
        
        3 years ago
        
        As I said I never sit near were kids are kids. At times parents will sit near after I have been sitting there. For example at one time 2 mothers with their kids sat near by and I heard one say this is a good spot has a good scenery. And I am not bald, so I guess they don't point at me.
        
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        Inkmaster
        
        3 years ago
        
        "one time 2 mothers with their kids sat near by and I heard one say this is a good spot has a good scenery" Somehow, I doubt they were referring to you, if this even happened at all. "And I am not bald, so I guess they don't point at me." It was an example.
        
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Ummitsstillme

3 years ago

Offensive? Not so much. Just laughably trashy.

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- LloydAsher
  
  3 years ago
  
  I mean depending on the gay population in the area it wouldnt be something new to the locals.
  
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  - Ummitsstillme
    
    3 years ago
    
    Even then it's still trashy. Micro bikin is weird on girls.
    
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    - LloydAsher
      
      3 years ago
      
      It's always sexy to leave something to the imagination.
      
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litelander8

3 years ago

It’s not sexy. Everyone is laughing at you. What is offensive is that your name implies that you wear that to have in orgasm in public. That is offensive.

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Boojum

3 years ago

You say you're a sexy guy, but I bet you're so fat you can wear your pouch without anyone noticing because your junk is covered by a huge fold of fat dangling down to the middle of your thighs.

I don't agree with those who say it's gay, but it is what a gay guy looking to pick up another guy would wear. It's also what would be worn by a straight, narcissistic exhibitionist who is deluded about how attractive he is and incapable of understanding the non-verbal signals of women.

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  3 years ago
  
  Beautifully put.
  
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RoseIsabella

3 years ago

That's hella gay.

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- sun-tanning
  
  3 years ago
  
  NOT GAY, WEARING VERY LITTLE CLOTHING DOES NOT EQUAL GAY.
  
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  - have_a_good_day
    
    3 years ago
    
    Yeah that's kinda gay
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      3 years ago
      
      Hella.
      
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      - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        3 years ago
        
        this dude is like the sunbathin version of suckonthis9
        
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FromTheSouthWeirdMan

3 years ago

I would be kind of annoyed by it if it were in America. It sounds like a thong. Its just weird. This isnt france.

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- Confirgoodsir
  
  3 years ago
  
  America needs to stop being so damn offended so easily. I am from America too but I don't find everything offensive. *Mocks* "If it were here in America" bitch, please...
  
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  - FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    
    3 years ago
    
    It wouldnt offend me it would just make me think youre a flaming queer
    
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    - Confirgoodsir
      
      3 years ago
      
      Allegedly.
      
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- sun-tanning
  
  3 years ago
  
  I predict in ten years or less you will see many people wearing the bare minimum at many beaches around America. One day it will be common for people to wear almost nothing at the beach. Just the way things are going.
  
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  - FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    
    3 years ago
    
    I mean maybe... it wouldnt bother me if good looking women went nude. But you know the ppl going nude are always fat.
    
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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  3 years ago
  
  happy bastille day
  
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- sun-tanning
  
  3 years ago
  
  CHECK OUT MIAMI BEACH AND NYC BEACHES YOU WILL SEE PLENTY OF THONGS.
  
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  - FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    
    3 years ago
    
    I know I've been. Like 80% of the population is gay. You get wolf whistled by men walking down the street.🤮
    
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treemanintx

3 years ago

there's nothing wrong with homosexuals indecently exposing themselves ... after they're incarcerated.

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- sun-tanning
  
  3 years ago
  
  exposing butt cheeks? u obviously have never been to miami beach or a nyc beach. You will see many butts out and every other body part but the genitals. Topless is not uncommon for Miami. People realize that times have changed and that's just the way it is.
  
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  - Inkmaster
    
    3 years ago
    
    Odd how you keep coming back to the two examples of New York City and Miami and no other examples. Two cities which are well known for being kinda trashy.
    
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    - sun-tanning
      
      3 years ago
      
      Of all the beaches I have seen, these 2 are by far the best. Nothing wrong with trashy. Trashy is in. Nothing worse than going to a beach and seeing attractive women wearing granny panties.
      
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      - Inkmaster
        
        3 years ago
        
        "Trashy is in." It's really not. "Nothing worse than going to a beach and seeing attractive women wearing granny panties." Oh, so you're going to the beach to perv on women. Now it all makes sense.
        
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Cuntsiclestick

3 years ago

I wouldn't be offended, but I'd probably be grossed out. I like butts and all, but I really don't care to see that on the beach. XD

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- sun-tanning
  
  3 years ago
  
  THEN YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO MIAMI BEACH WHERE BUTTS ARE OUT AND ABOUT EVERY DAY.
  
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  - litelander8
    
    3 years ago
    
    Chill out, bro.
    
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    - Cuntsiclestick
      
      3 years ago
      
      The OPs username, their comments to other people, and the fact that they posted this twice in one day pretty much confirms that theyre another weirdo that's trying way too hard to validate their fetish. Lol
      
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Mammal-lover

3 years ago

Grossed out but I'd probably talk shit about you but thats about it

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  3 years ago
  
  Same, unless it was a nudist beach OP would just look comical, especially if the pouch was rainbow coloured as I picture it.
  
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  - Mammal-lover
    
    3 years ago
    
    oh barf haha
    
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junies

3 years ago

I see nothing wrong with it. Reading comments, what does wearing this have to do with a person's sexual orientation. I hate stereotyping, wearing a g-string, thong, etc does not mean a guy is gay. I'm a guy and wear underwear, swimwear like that, and can tell you that I am not gay. I prefer naked on the beach when possible.

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- sun-tanning
  
  3 years ago
  
  Thank you. I am not gay whatsoever. I just like wearing minimal for clothing. I suspect most of these are guys responding who wear shorts down to their ankles. Those shorts are going out of style. Girls like to see skin on guy also at the beach. To get away with wearing something like this you have to have a extremly sexy body and have extreme confidence which most of these guys likely do not have. Nothing sexy about shorts. I have a work profession that looks best if I have no tan lines.
  
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KacyWatson

3 years ago

Go naked at the beach

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- sun-tanning
  
  3 years ago
  
  Naked on a guy is not as sexy as naked on a girl. Plus no reason to go to jail just for sun tanning. I think all beaches should be clothing optional. America makes to big a deal out of nudity.
  
  And nude beaches are 90% old men, 8% old women, 1% hot chick and 1% me if I am there. So your odds are not good. Only decent nude beach I've ever seen was in Texas where the beach was nothing but rocks, so that kept the old away and seemed to bring in a younger crowd.
  
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  - KacyWatson
    
    3 years ago
    
    Where am from nudity is not a big deal. As long as you are in a place where it's legal.
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rocketdave

3 years ago

They used to be called "posing pouches." Male models could wear them if required, I had one but was rarely asked to wear it. Most poses were 100% naked.

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megadriver

3 years ago

Offended? No, but I'd definitely laugh at you.

Kinda gay for a guy to wear such a weird thong thing XD

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sun-tanning

3 years ago

NOT GAY, WEARING VERY LITTLE CLOTHING DOES NOT EQUAL GAY.

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- Tommythecaty
  
  3 years ago
  
  Wearing GAY clothing IS gay
  
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- LloydAsher
  
  3 years ago
  
  He has a point. Straight males leave a little more to the imagination. Gays cut it straight to the point.
  
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MyZephyr

3 years ago

Not offensive - Gets me hard as I contemplate your almost exposed cock, and please roll over so I can admire your arse.

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Iluvcox

3 years ago

not offended and where is this beach I want to see, I love to see guys in thongs with just a banana hammock, makes my mouth water

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sun-tanning

3 years ago

NOT GAY, WEARING VERY LITTLE CLOTHING DOES NOT EQUAL GAY.

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