Would this make a good porno?

It would be Twilight based. That ugly pale chick would go over to visit the sparkly vampire guy, but she is on her period. He smells it right away and can't resist the urge to feed. So he tears off all her cloths and starts to drink. She has massave orgasam after massive orgasam until she lay completely drained and dead.

yes 11
no 25
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Comments ( 9 )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    I don't like Geico. They have such an aggressive advertising campaign. I was at the beach and there were skywriters writing an add for them in the sky. There's also the commercials on TV and the radio. Then there's all the damn billboards, magazine ads, and ads on the walls in the mall with the word Geico written on it. I'm not against them. I'm just tired of seeing and hearing the word Geico everywhere I go. lol

    As for your question, that sounds more like a crazy hentai anime idea and it made me laugh just thinking about it. XD

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    • GEICO

      I don't think we are any more or less aggressive than other insurance companies. Allstate has mayhem guy and good hands guy. Statefarm has khakis guy and the magic jingle. And I see that Progressive slut Flo on my TV all the time. Our advertisements are just more memorable so it seems like there are more.

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  • chained_rage

    Most Vampires will not consume menstrual blood for two reasons. First, it is not live blood cells and does not contain the life essence a Vampire needs to survive. Second, it is not pure blood, as it contains other bodily fluids and waste matter that can get caught in one's fangs

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  • Gstar4

    LOL

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  • Redcoats

    Needs more tentacles.

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  • snarkygirl

    There are no good porns, only mediocre at best .

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    • gso100a1

      This guy needs serious counsel.

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  • poorpoorbaby

    This actually points out a huge hole in the story. They are supposed to have real trouble controlling themselves around people who are bleeding, but they go to High School, a place that is filled with teen girls bleeding from their vag.

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  • NathanScot

    Fucking retarded but like the creativity.

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