Would you be the next super soldier?

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A super serum called "Project: Excel" has been created.

The serum allows users enhanced athleticism, immunity to most diseases, virtually endless cardiovascular endurance and health, and peak human longevity.

It is also said to increase the muscular efficiency of the user, bestowing upon them the combined strength and power of a hundred powerlifters in their prime.

Project: Excel was tested on a chimpanzee and the results have been a success. The chimp had gained increased health among other things. There were no side effects. They now needed to test the serum on a willing human participant.

Would you offer yourself up in the name of science?

Would you take the chance to be more than just a mere mortal? I would!

It's Crossed My Feeble Mind. 2
Can't I Just Take Steroids? 0
Nah. 'Sides I Don't Know Where That Syringe Has Been! 7
FUCK YEAH!!! JUICE ME UP BABY!!! 11
Maybe. Not Sure. 7
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  • Crow
    8 years ago

    I'd pass. If you volunteered to be injected, you're essentially giving up the rest of your life to lab tests. Eventually, they'll refine the serum, some other person is going to volunteer for a new dose and your time in the limelight will be over.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      True. But I'd be doing it for the pure sole fact that I can,

      1)Help others.

      2)Rid the world of crime.

      3)Be the superhuman I've always dreamed of being.

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      • Crow
        8 years ago

        I hate to sound cynical but all three are unlikely to happen.

        You are the first guinea pig in the line. Your serum is likely riddled with errors and inefficiencies. You will never be let outside to "rid the world of crime" because your methods would be excessively violent and difficult to control.

        Even if you think you're "helping" others, in all likelihood you'll have little to no control over who else uses the serum and for what purposes.

        Plus, even after a remastered dose is introduced to a new test subject, it's not like you'll ever get your independence back. You'll be forever monitored in laboratory conditions or otherwise euthanised.

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        • InnerRage
          8 years ago

          Hmm.

          Never thought of it that way. That's an interesting take on a bitter-sweet scenario.

          Plus there's no stopping the scientists from using the serum for their own ill-wanting pleasures or exchanging it to criminals for mass amounts of money.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    Would it make my dick bigger?

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      How can this drug make something nonexistent, exist?

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      • InnerRage
        8 years ago

        What do you mean?

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      • handsignals
        8 years ago

        Dude, you've obviously never drunk alcohol, or done a whole bunch of other drugs for that matter.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Sure. Why not?

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  • theylickedme
    8 years ago

    Yes, then I could fuck some of the asshole guy's to death.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Lmao.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    How would the serum affect my insane brain?

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      The effects of the serum are physiological, not psychological.

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Party's on then I would do it!

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        • InnerRage
          8 years ago

          That's what I'm talkin' about!;)

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from the goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

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    • dytrog
      8 years ago

      I've heard that's still safer than bending over in front of a Greek?

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Thanks for the tip.

      And while we're on the subject of goats, one has informed me that he takes a liking to you-his words not mine-applebottom bum.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    8 years ago

    My brain thought Sailor Moon for some reason.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Lol. Why'd you think that?

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      • KeddersPrincess
        8 years ago

        I dunno. Something about the words "super" and "soldier".

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago

    If you did this you would never be free. They would implant a explosive in you so you would have to follow orders. Be monitored 24-7.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I'd kill them before they even get the chance.

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      • dytrog
        8 years ago

        It wouldn't be hard for them to put a tracking device in you. You would not be able to get close to someone on their team.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Would it cure my 'old timer's disease'?

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Yeah sure. Whatever that is.

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago

    Call me arrogant, but I'd like to think my life has more meaning than being a real life Hulk.

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    • The_zoo_keeper
      8 years ago

      Think big. Spin-off research could keep you employed for decades.

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago

      Whatever you say just please stay calm don't get angry please please

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      • InnerRage
        8 years ago

        Uhhh...I'm NOT angry.
        :/

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Not arrogant at all. To each their own. But I think my life would be even better (health-wise)if it had enhanced longevity and athleticism. Plus, I could use my enhanced abilities to help those in need.

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