Would you do it?

If you could erase half of humanity with a snap of your fingers like Thanos with the infinity glove, would you do it?

No, people deserve to live 31
Maybe 22
Yes, snap the shit out of those fuckers 32
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  • McBean

    Your post raises a problem. IIN has participants all over the world mostly in English speaking countries. If half our user base disappeared we would lose half the intelligent users, half the trolls, half the perverts, and half the retards. This is bad because the commentary of intelligent users is what I log in for. Retards are easy to ignore, and perverts provide only mediocre humor. In other words, IIN would become only half as good.

    I said NO because I want IIN to be at its best.

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    • DIO

      IIN users are spared, of course.

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Wow you reall thought this through! But how many intelligent iin users are there? Sometimes I feel as if I can count them on one hand.

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      • McBean

        One hand is all you need. I count five, and we need each one of them.

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        • leggs91200

          I know you are counting me in that five and I appreciate that.

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          Hmm intelligent iin users... that's a tricky one.

          Rose and Boojum are shoe ins but who else is there that's comes on her regularly? Besides you and me obviously. A lot of regulars aren't dumb but they just don't take iin as seriously like me or cuntsiclestick. I guess maybe Leggs or Elenna?

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          • leggs91200

            Just do not forget that how people act online has little to do with how they are real life.

            The truth is, I think if there were a real-life meeting of the IIN regulars, it would be kind of shocking; the difference between how we all might imagine each other vs. the real-life person.
            Now McBean "chose to make no comment", I am flattered he/she/whatever even notices my posts. I could not tell you a single thing about McBean to save my life. I guess it means I stand out more :D

            AND, overall I do not take this site real serious. It is mostly a playground. Put it this way DNM, several times you have disagreed about how people like me live or want to be addressed but not even that bothers me in the least.

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            • d0esnormalmatter

              Yeah people are different on here no doubt. There's no way I'd be able to spot any iin user even if I got to know them irl. Like RoseIsablla could be my Aunt and I still don't know if I'd notice.

              I don't take this site very serious most of the time and a lot of newer people on here bother me about spelling or take my jokes seriosly and get the wrong idea about me. It takes a while on here to learn when to be serious and when not to be. I've kinda grown sick of long debates on here tbh it's just a waste of time for me.

              There's three aspects of iin I like, the humor, the personalities in the comment section and the advice I get either directly or indirectly. I'm not here to try and look smart and I'm not here to convince everyone to be conservative.

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          • McBean

            Yes, Boojum is a shoe in. Rose has good emotional intelligence, but AR is strong on verbal reasoning. Cognitive biases trip her up. Vantablack is well over near-genius level, but more of an abstract/mathematical thinker. CD has very high intelligence masked by poorly regulated emotions. You gotta read between the lines to appreciate her. I choose to make no comment on the two users tied for fifth place.

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            • d0esnormalmatter

              CD that's who I was forgetting. Shes good as well. Keep in mind though that not everyone is on here for the same reason you are. But if I'm not in the top 5 what can get me there?

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  • BleedingPain

    If there is no predetermined factor as to who gets snapped, count me out.

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    • DIO

      The predetermined factor is randomness. Randomness is chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

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      • BleedingPain

        True, but I’d rather live in a world with bad people/overpopulation if it means that the possibility of me or my loved ones disappearing gets eliminated.

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        • DIO

          No, you can keep your loved ones. You can keep the person you chose to keep personally.

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          • BleedingPain

            How can I choose to not have a love one snapped if the chosen ones are predetermined at random?

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            • DIO

              I meant on a global scale. Like you can't chose chinese or fat people. But you can chose to avoid specific people.

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  • Lestat565

    Id snap more then just half for me it would be closer to 75 percent. Hell if I could I’d just eliminate all of humanity.

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    • DIO

      It's than not then. And it's half or nothing. Take it or leave.

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      • Lestat565

        Grammar Nazi cunts like you are a big reason why the human race needs to go extinct.

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        • DIO

          If rules exist it's for a reason.
          Don't be mad at me because YOU can write english properly. Be mad at yourself.
          So stop crying like a little bitch and learn english if you want people to stop correcting you like a 10 years old kid.

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  • Boojum

    The ethically sound decision is obvious. The consequences of that happening is interesting thought experiment though.

    As it happens, it's estimated that around half of the population of Europe died due to the Black Death in the 1300s. That had massive and long-lasting effects on society and the economy. Since labour was in such short supply, serfs were able to leave the land they were legally tied to and find alternative employers who paid them more, so it effectively ended the mediaeval system of serfdom and that led to the development of ideas about how all people should be free. It also had a major impact on religious thought, since the Catholic church had clearly been able to do nothing to stop what was perceived of as the wrathful judgement of God. It even had an effect on fashion: since wages went up due to labour shortages, the poor dressed better, and their "betters" had to wear increasingly elaborate clothing in order to distinguish themselves from their social inferiors.

    It's impossible to say what effect a similar cull of humans would have today, but it's very likely all sorts of unexpected consequences would follow.

    One thing is sure: the Earth as an ecosystem wouldn't miss having to deal with a drastically reduced human population.

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    • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

      The villages far away from the cities weren’t that affected though
      But yeah shit happens
      Famine, war and disease r supposed to keep populations at a certain point

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    • DIO

      That doesn't answer the question.
      Would you do it ?

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  • RoseIsabella

    I would snap my fingers, and eliminate all the rapists, and child molesters!

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    • DIO

      You don't get to chose. It's just half. You can keep your loved ones though. So?

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      • leggs91200

        If we could choose, could I get rid of all the tailgaters?

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        • DIO

          You can put them in the half you're erasing.

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      • RoseIsabella

        I already said what I would want.

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        • DIO

          Child molesters and rapists ain't half of the humanity.
          I said half of humanity or nothing. SO?

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman

    As a misanthrope, my answer is yes I would!

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  • bfranklin

    Considering it would probably make my life harder and more chaotic in a world with half the population, I wouldn't. I don't know what kind of chaos such a sudden change would cause. Wars. Crazy religious people. Etc

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  • private3

    Wow, more than half of people are psychos.

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    • DIO

      If you don't want to do it, you're the psycho.

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  • cutthroatmessiah

    Yes please. In fact, I'll even pay! How's about that, mon petit chou.

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  • Retsama

    I used to wish to do it because of climatic reasons but since spring 2019 I became christian and the Bible says "Love your neighbour/neighbor as yourself" !
    People deserve to live !
    You should save them by telling them about Jesus !!!

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    • DIO

      We're being serious here. Please give an answer before making jokes.

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  • PleaseTalkToMe

    Yess

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  • 19sammi91

    If I could choose the people that I get to snap or "blip" (whatever they called it lol) away.. then yea I snap my fingers!! Start of with all the arsehole n wankers, then all the politicians, people who invoke/create war, maybe majority of the Chinese (? I swear they are invading us Australians!) and maybe the people who threaten the immagrants who escape to my country then probably finish up with the rapists and child molesters... cant think of anyone else atm..

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    • DIO

      I've said it before. YOU. CAN'T. CHOSE.

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      • 19sammi91

        And I said *** IF *** I could choose.. otherwise I probably wouldnt do it

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        • DIO

          So you wouldn't do it.

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          • 19sammi91

            I'd rather choose so I could cleanse this world..

            But no I wouldnt.. the risk of losing good people that are trying to fix the world is a but too great

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            • DIO

              And what about the chance of losing "bad" people trying to destroy the world?
              You're only seeing one side of the same coin.

              Good and bad don't exist. It's all but the same thing depending on where you're looking at.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Depends if I can choose who's in the half

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  • Boogienights

    Id get rid of Trump and his supporters. Also any other fascist leaders such as Putin and their followers. Next all religious fundamentalists. Probably get rid of china entirely. They are a plague on the planet. Also get rid of real estate agents and politicians because theyre all scum.

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    • DIO

      As I've said before, you don't get to chose. It's half or nothing. Your political views are irrelevant. The glove doesn't care who you hate.

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      • Boogienights

        You asked who id get rid of
        Like it or lump it

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        • DIO

          What?

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  • libertybell

    Overpopulation of the 🌍 bothers me, but I wouldn't do it. Since I can't choose who to eliminate,there would be some good people in there.

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    • DIO

      Good or bad is subjective. Where everyone is taking up space.

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  • LloydAsher

    Maybe if I get to choose who and where. If I could time it it would be even better. Dissapear half of all humans.

    To get to that 4 billion mark I would choose: china (1.2 billion) half of India (0.6 billion) most of the middle east not including Israel (1 billion) North Korean dictatorship (all generals and leader plus relatives) waring parts of africa (.4 billion). South america half of every country(.4 billion) dictators of every nation that wasnt killed in the above. Russia .3 billion. And for the last 100 million it would be 25 million males in the usa (not including me or my direct contacts) and 75 million in the EU.

    The problem is just getting up to the approximate half of the population. I dont want to wipe out russia or south America nor india but I need to keep the numbers up.

    The reason for the 25 million males of america I would choose a specific age group of 17-26 to increase my chances with finding a wife (because I'm a bastard)

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    • leggs91200

      If you were like 25 people short of exactly half, you could eliminate Wyoming. Unless that one lady finally gave birth and raised the state's population to 26, that should just about cover it

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  • raisinbran

    Can I erase all except 300 people?

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    • DIO

      You can keep 300 people and more, but you have to erase at lease half of humanity.

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      • raisinbran

        In that case let's make it 30.

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    I’d like to
    But then I compare the pain and put myself into their shoes and wouldn’t do it anymore, which makes me sad

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    • DIO

      What pain? They won't feel pain. Let's just say that another one bites the dust.

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      • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

        Others will feel the pain though, which raises the world wide level of that shit

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  • dimwitted

    Without hesitation I would. Am I included in the bunch that gets zapped away?

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    • DIO

      Of course not. Thanos was not in the zap. So you're still there.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Liberals? Males? (assuming not including me)

    I'd go with either of those two select groups but not a random sample.

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    • DIO

      You don't get to chose. Political alignment is irrelevant.

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        Then of course not.

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        • DIO

          Why not?

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            Because it's not very nice.

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