Would you ever take part in a bank heist?

Would you ever take part in one?

Yes or no or maybe???????????

Yes 11
Maybe 7
No 20
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Comments ( 33 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    risk 10 years in prison for a cut of prolly under $10k?

    pass

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    • RoyyRogers

      Wow that puts things into perspective

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Ya gotta hit fort knox
      Thats where the gold is stored.
      Just dig a tunnel.
      Just say it was CHYNA

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      • LloydAsher

        It has like 16 defense mechanisms. It's impossible until teleportation is invented... hell even if it was possible theres probably a defense for it. Like you dont know the EXSACT coordinates for a habitual space in the vault. Could phase inside the gold.

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        • 1WeirdGuy

          Thats why u just gonna dig a tunnel bruh

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            i thought obama gave all the gold away anyhow?

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            • 1WeirdGuy

              Actually they opened fort knox for tours a few years ago, swear to god. It was to prove the gold was still there. Lindsey Gram wanted to see for himself and the public. Could have been fake gold tho. Over half of the US gold is in a New York city fed bank now or so they claim.

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  • LloydAsher

    If it had a 100% chance to succeed and we get away Scot free.

    Any lower than that and I'm not doing it. Got plans. No amount of money will sway that.

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  • RoyyRogers

    I mean if I did a crime it likely would be white collar. However there is a lot of issues with bank heists specifically. Such as often end in deaths, hostages, being covered in blue since the money you stole exploded. So on top of bank history there would be several other charges if caught.

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  • olderdude-xx

    It seems that the banks fleece us all the time.

    Does that count in your definition of a bank heist?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      wanna steal 5 grand? rob a bank

      wanna steal 5 billion? open a bank

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      • dude_Jones

        Excellent idea.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    If I only had a few months to live id do it on my deathbed and give it to my family

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  • RoseIsabella

    No, never, but I would LOVE to play a bank robber in a movie! 🤩

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  • Tommythecaty

    The money is in the teller machines, not the banks.

    And considering 90% of iin users get anxiety from tying their own shoelaces I highly doubt they’re the ones to ask.

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  • raisinbran

    No. Much safer to go into construction sites at night, steal any tools and valuable materials laying around.

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  • Billy247newaccount_35467829

    I would only pull it off I could succeed and I get more than 11k from it. Otherwise, no. When you commit a crime, it needs to be worth it, because if it isn't, what is the point? It needs to be worth it, especially when it's a crime as big as that.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    Depends on who's running the operation. If it's all employees then maybe

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    Modern day banks are duds. They only hold so much physical cash and you're waaaay more likely to get caught that robbing othee types of facilities.

    If I'm robbing something, I'm robbing a jewelry store.

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  • DADNSCAL

    You got to be stupid because they have bait money which they can trace to you,

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  • megadriver

    Only if I get to be the wheelman and the profit is worth it.

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  • Yurngur

    Im the only one who said yes. I mean, it might be fun. New experience.

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    • Billy247newaccount_35467829

      No you're not.

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      • Yurngur

        At the time when I commented I was the only one who chose yes. AT THAT FUCKING TIME. Obviously there are other people who came after me. And I know it's been five months j just wanted to show how stupid your comment is.

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