Would you rather be........

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Choose how you would rather spend the rest of your life......

A quadriplegic but super smart 11
Fully able but really stupid 21
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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Fully able but really stupid, because I'm assuming that I'd be stupid enough to not recognise my own stupidity, ignorant bliss

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  • Crusades|
    9 years ago

    Why are there always 2 bad options to chose from?

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      I know, right?

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    You forgot to add diarrhea as an option.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      9 years ago

      But why would you want to be a pile of watery, stinky poop?

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      • VirgilManly
        9 years ago

        I meant would you rather spend the rest of your life with diarrhea.

        Although some days I do feel like a watery pile of stinky poop.

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Only if I had a rubber asshole.

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          • VirgilManly
            9 years ago

            Is that like a fleshlight?

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            • RoseIsabella
              9 years ago

              Nope, A rubber asshole ain't nothing but a rubber asshole.
              >:-D

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Neither of course!

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  • Karmasbitch
    9 years ago

    Neither. So fuck this question.

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    • Shackleford96
      9 years ago

      Yeah... You tell 'em.

      :P

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  • chained_rage
    9 years ago

    *voice of Lemongrab*

    UNACCEPTABLEEEeEEEEEEEE

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  • EdgeFencer
    9 years ago

    But being a super smart quadriplegic you can instruct scientists to build you super bionic prosthetic limbs, kinda like the automail from fma. Install some missile launchers and machine guns on those bad boys and you're good to go.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    I'm sorry. After using them for this long. Computer, video games, holding things, stabbing people, I can't give up the use of my hands and arms. I'd rather be the stupidest person in the world.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Neither is acceptable to me.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'm already fully able and really stupid, so I'll just stick with that one. XD

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    • TrustMeImLying
      9 years ago

      Ditto

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  • Ace09
    9 years ago

    Super smart and Fully able :P

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  • icant_
    9 years ago

    Really stupid but super smart.

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