Would you rather die from a natural disaster or be abducted by aliens?

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Let's say that the world was being destroyed by natural disasters left and right. You have the choice of dying from one of those OR being abducted by aliens and being experimented on. Which one sounds less bad in your opinion?

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  • Hamartia
    10 years ago

    But people don't die from being abducted by aliens. If they did, they wouldn't keep coming back and telling us they've been abducted by aliens.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Aliens. Better to find out more of the universe than to die with a small part of it.

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    • Hugh*Janus
      10 years ago | pl

      Yeah, right! You're in it for the anal probe.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Nothing I'm not used to -- I mean whut?

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        • RoseIsabella
          10 years ago

          LOL!

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  • Hugh*Janus
    10 years ago

    I'd stay here. Maybe I'd survive? I could always kill myself painlessly too if shit got to that point. If I go with the aliens I'll definitely die and it probably won't be painless or on my terms.

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  • Tommythecat.
    10 years ago

    You can't know what is worse.

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      That's what I was thinking. I like how your mind works, meow meow meow!

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      • Tommythecat.
        10 years ago

        Meooooooooooooooooooooow!

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        • RoseIsabella
          10 years ago

          Meow reow.

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          • Tommythecat.
            10 years ago

            *jumps up onto tree branch, grins, winks, then disappears

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    • TheMightyOz
      10 years ago

      Yes, but you can guess which would be more interesting.

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  • Anime7
    10 years ago

    I'd go with the aliens. What ItDuz said. It'd be great to have a little bit more knowledge about the universe and it's species than die ignorant.

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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago

    Aliens bring to mind the face hugging variety, so yeah, oww

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  • TheGodThatFailed
    10 years ago

    Aliens. Just hijack the ship and GET THE FUCK OFF EARTH!

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  • linchpin
    10 years ago

    gimme the aliens man

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    I have always told my family that should I be abducted by aliens (honestly, they wouldn't have to abduct me; I'd be begging that spaceman for a ride), not to worry. I'd have the time of my life, exploring the universe with them. This is the absolute truth; it is what I've told both wives and both kids.

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    • Hugh*Janus
      10 years ago

      If 2 wives don't want you, what makes you think aliens would?

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        I traded up all three times, so they were the losers.

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        • Hugh*Janus
          10 years ago

          All 3 times? Wanna check the math on that?

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          • thegypsysailor
            10 years ago

            Yeah, I traded up twice. First wife is 66 now, second is 55 and girlfriend is, well, much younger than that. And purdy, too.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I wouldn't want to be experimented on, but if I wasn't I wouldn't mind aliens taking me somewhere else.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    The Aliens,as long as they use plenty of lube on the probe.

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