Would you rather lose all your teeth or all your hair?

If you had to choose one to go without for the rest of your life, which would it be and why?

Teeth 7
Hair 41
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  • olderdude-xx

    Living without hair is a minor inconvenience at worst (and perhaps exciting for some as you can have a range of wigs).

    Teeth, and chewing, is actually required for proper nutrition and health. The replacements do not work as well and are rarely as comfortable (not to mention tend to be expensive).

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  • CDmale4fem

    Most of my hair is about half gone anyway, so i go with the hair.

    How about lose your vision or your hearing ?

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  • randypete

    you can give a great blow job without teeth

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    • greg423

      Right, but what's there for you?

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  • rocketdave

    wait till you're in your 70's, they both fall out!

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  • SmokeEverything

    Im gonna take the unpopular choice here and say teeth. I look good with long hair and my teeth are all fucked anyway

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  • megadriver

    No teeth, expensive implants, or nasty dentures vs looking like a badass biker.

    Gimme that hog, a leather jacket, play some Steppenwolf and watch as I ride away into the sunset!

    I choose losing the hair. Bald men can still be attractive, toothless ones can't.

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  • raisinbran

    Hair 100%... drinking goop the rest of your life is horrible.

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  • my_life_my_way

    Hair, being a bald girl is more trendy now than ever before so it might look kinda cute

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'd rather lose all my hair than lose all my teeth!

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  • I'm almost vain enough to say I would keep my hair, but I'm losing most of my teeth anyway

    Gonna get new ones installed, no loose dentures! 😣

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    • LloydAsher

      I mean you can replace both of them.

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      • Eh, teeth are hella expensive but they get screwed in once and it's minor maintenance?

        For hair I'd have to take medications and treatment and have hair surgically moved, and I have long luscious curly hair that took forever to grow

        I could get a wig or a weave or extensions, but I value my natural hair more than my natural teeth, but like I said half my teeth are rotting out anyway

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        • litelander8

          Wigs are a cool way to save you’re hair actually. It doesn’t put too much tension on your natural hair like extensions do.

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          • Omg like make a wig out of my hair?? 😂 shampoo and conditioner feels sooo good though

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  • litelander8

    You can’t eat chips without teeth.

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  • Somenormie

    Hair because I'd be a bald person.

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