Would you want to be a vampire???

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  • FusedWithMuse

    Hell no. I don't sparkle.

    If you were talking about true vampires like the ones that burst into flames in sunlight and aren't angst-ridden teenage fantasy-fucks then THAT would be a different story
    Nosferatu, Dracula and Mr. Crepsley ftw

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    • YouKnowWho

      And why would you assume that they were talking about Twilight vampires and not real vampires? To me at least, when someone says vampires I think 'vampires' and when someone says Twilight vampires I think 'inutile sparkly beasts'.

      I think it's really terrible how society has been consumed by that shit. Everyone's passionate about it and that means success, because ven though a lot of people dislike it, everyone cares about it.

      Brb, mourning eternally for those who've had their brains entirely or partially killed by Stephanie Meyer.

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    • SK8ERpunk182

      FusedWithMuse (46951) u r awesome cuz i LOVE Larten Crepsly or Ver Horston either way he's freakin awesome and let's not forget the hardcore Vancha March! :)

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  • DiscoDuck

    Drinking blood aint so bad, as long as its not period blood.

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    • Iamembarrassed24/7

      NO that would be the best bang a chick and eat at the same time lol

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      • IINuser

        brb vomitting forever.

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    • jamesmitchell29486

      That is called rainbow pash and I would love to do it.

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  • Why be a Vampire?

    Live long enough to become Super Rich.
    Won't age
    Get to Bang Any chick you want
    Never get sick
    Stronger
    Smarter
    Sleep all day and eat and have sex all night
    Be Super Cool
    The list goes on and on and on......

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    • avalanch

      yes but also you would go through the constant pain of every day knowing that you will watch everyone you ever knew and loved die for the rest of eternity, and have to hold youself back from killing everyone you meet. o and also the whole constantly having sex thing, well you would get tired of it. trust me

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      • UliNalaMansae

        but then you either get over it or turn them too! simples! but only one or two people, you can live without the rest.

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      • Curious-trans

        Being able to watch "loved ones" die and me not die? Why isnt this a thing?

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    • EarlOfJdom

      I've got to ask. How does being a vampire make you smarter? More knowledgeable maybe since you have a billion and one years to find out about things but it wouldn't make you any faster at, for example, working out mathematical equations. Unless you meant Smarter as in: Dressing in snazzy clothing like big ole black cloaks and blood red waist coats. Think you might stand out if that were the case mind ;)

      To any and all Twilight fans. THEY BLOODY TWINKLE! Personally I don't think any more needs to be said :P

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      • EarlOfJdom

        Hmm forgot to actually answer. I'd love to be a vampire :D
        It's not like people are in short supply after all. Just send a note to their poor ole mum to apologise :P

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    • deepthought33

      Funny you think that would be the realistic life of all vampires.

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      • Not "All" but mine if I were a Vampire.

        Some might be Tampon sucking Hobo's for all I know...

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        • deepthought33

          So just curious--with less blood and more daylight hours is that your life right now?

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          • Nope I sleep at night and eat normal food, drink normal substances too.

            Not a Vamp yet...

            But when I do I will be in DEEP-THOUGHT about who I shall bite....hahahaha

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    • no vampires arent smarter

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    • truelyme

      I like the way you think. :)

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  • Drahmin

    Vampires are just glorified zombies. (they don't eat or sparkle, and are not smarter)

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  • elasticband

    What I find it most appealing is be able to try all the careers I want without worrying I only have to choose one. I'd know everything about the universe after a few centuries.

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  • pinktrench

    go watch day breakers and find out why it is fucked up to be a vamp.......

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    • askmesomething

      I got the opposite out of the story "Day Walkers". But real vampires don't turn into monsters if they don't have human blood. And if everyone were one, then I wouldn't want to be one anyways. That's like saying if everyone were superman. Then it would be no good to be superman anymore, because there would be no advantage.

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  • And how do you guys find werewolves sexy? I mean... How? :D

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    • jamesmitchell29486

      because we arrrrre sexy.

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  • iHatemF

    Whoever said yes is a crazy twilight fan.

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    • SlaaneshiKing

      No i hate twilight. I'd prefer to be a real vampire who bursts into ash when i go into the sun. Vampires are meant to be seductive killers not silly sissies.

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    • Chains_inWonderland

      NO crazy True Blood Fan >.<

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  • YouKnowWho

    I'd like to be a vampire because I'd love being able to drink blood and not get sick, but I think I'd get truly depressed if I didn't have the comfort of knowing I'll die one day.

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  • Sinner7

    If I was a Twilight "vampire", no. But remember, no blood circulating means no boners... for eternity.

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  • MagicMushroom

    I have too much self respect

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  • combatgal856

    I'm no twilight fan because in my eyes they ruined the meaning of vampirism, but I would for a while, but I would be a unique vampire

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  • Dember

    As long as I didn't glitter like a friggen disco ball, you betcha I would. Though I'd rather be a shapeshifter. c:

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  • jamesastonn

    I like the sunlight

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  • lo-may-thu2019405

    foolish question,time-wasting,useless.

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  • reneerenee

    Im naturally tan and i dont want to lose my tan if i was a vampire. i also enjoy the sunlight and i could never enjoy that again....

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  • avalanch

    god im so fed up with all this twilight crap, ya it was well written but its cheezy as hell

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  • i would be a REAL vampire,not like all the fake ones around nowadays

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  • Patisserie

    Would I want to be a vampire?
    Do I have to sparkle?

    I mean, cheating at game shows really adds up.
    But it's not worth permanent body glitter.

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  • sweetlilwookims

    Are you like full of Devils?

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  • billyboy

    Nah, I have known too many bloodsuckers in my life to want to be one.

    Actually, real vampires stink. They are corpses that refuse to stay in their grave, not so different from zombies really.

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  • Maki_P

    That'd be cool, but might get old after a couple of centuries

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    • LittleLover

      if ur a __ (supposed 2 b teeth) vamp u dont *
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      *age

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  • Proudfear

    i might want to be a real vampire not that twilight bullshit

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  • The_big_X

    Drinking blood, not cool.

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  • DiscoDuck

    Why would anyone want to be a Vampire??

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    • Dan-the-Van-Vanson

      because they wanna bang the people from twilight

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    • to snag a cullen

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  • maladicta

    Being a werewolf would be better...
    Depending on what version of course.

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    • LogansChick

      Werewolves are sexier in my opinion. But none of that Twilight shit!

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    • THE WOLFS ARE AWSOME (unles sur talking about twilight vampires and wolfs, if u r, THE FUCK U!)

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    • loviex102

      lol, you're my hero.

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  • I am one, and I enjoy it..

    I'm Psi- I think.. I can drain energy of those around me- Which explains why my mom and stepdad are always depressed and tired. If I'm in another room, they're awake as ever.. O_o

    I hate Twilight, so don't even mention that to me.. It sux, its not even CORRECT on Vampires- I wish Stephenie Meyer to die for writing those books....

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  • DivineDeception

    Lestat is my homeboy. Plus he don't sparkle; just pwns. But I would like to be a Vampire, because I would have plenty of time time to pursue all of my dreams, and I would be considerably more attractive, and therefore desirable. The special abilites of hightened senses, infinite youth, fast relfexes and super-strength would be badass.

    Plus I wouldn't get a period. WOOT!

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  • dfm

    I think this question is the same as asking "do you want to be god?" <- %#$@ YES I DO!

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  • chucho

    actually.. id rather be a warewolf ;D

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  • That would be so awesome. Never sleeping, never eating, not getting sick, always looking perfect, always looking young, living forever... :)

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  • warewolfs are hotter

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  • misebeag

    ok so id wanna be a vampire as beautiful as in twilight, as sexy as in true blood but as cool powers as in house of night...

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  • Osirusforever

    Hell yeah that would be so cool ....I love biting ..and taste of own blood....would be good to try a new vintage mmmmm

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    • DiscoDuck

      Americans blood is probably high in cholesterol.

      Don't want to be a big ol Fat Vampire from drinking high calorie, high fat content blood.

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      • iHatemF

        LOL, you said it.

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  • Anonymous200

    Yes! I'd live forever, be fast enough to travel the world without flying or travel fees and kill all the evil people. I could get super rich, eventually becoming a trillionaire from the hundreds and hundreds of years I spend creating wealth. I would never get bored, the world is constantly changing. As for where I'd get my food supply, well, maybe I can seduce a bunch of supermodels and drink their blood after I've slept with them.

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  • IDiGAFi

    What I would want is for all of that ass-a-holic obsession with vampires to end any time soon. God darn it!

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  • TheProph

    I would like to be Warlowe. The half fae vampire who can walk in sunlight, and is the most powerful vampire in existence. I think he's supposed to be like 4000 years old or some shit. Imagine how insane you'd be at 4000 years old?

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  • 2infinity&beyond

    Twilight vamps arent vamps there r fairies jus tryna convince us otherwise...did it cross any1's mind that being a vamp would mean eternal damnation??

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  • Severus'sDaughter19

    No and I wouldn't want to be a Werewolf either.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    No. The possibility of contracting the HIV virus is too much of a risk.

    And besides, blood tastes like shit.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I love the sun

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  • Tommy-B

    I would either be a day walker, like Blade, or a half werewolf and half vampire thing, kind of like the guy from Underworld, but way more awesome.

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  • Allistalla

    I had a dream about this once .

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  • nAt2017

    Depends... do I have to sparkle and climb through high school girls' windows?

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  • Allistalla

    Hell yah I would , no Id want to be something better
    Id want to be a vampires pet human
    infact I had a master that called themselves a vampire
    such obiedience they got from me they had my absolute alegience and loyolty

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  • GreyVeins

    HELL NO! No blood = NO ERECTION! Fuck that!

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  • KokoroComplex

    There are the benefits- live forever, bang a lot of people (not for me, though), never get sick. But the down-falls. According to movies or shows I have watched. You can only enter someone's house if they willingly invite you in, and if they kick you out, you have to leave, you can't enjoy sunlight, the only thing on your menu is blood.

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  • Jiovanie

    Only if I was going to become the ORIGINAL vampires. No one would know, and the enhancements would be nice. I could still die too, and my heart would be beating. Blood id get that from blood banks.

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  • TotalAspie

    Not worth the drawbacks, especially the sunlight sensitivity... But I'd be open to having a vampire girlfriend with the lily white skin, jet black hair, and a black antique lace dress... That would be pretty.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Who wants to live forever?

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  • KokoroComplex

    I used to, but now I want to be a really hot tengu or oni (demon) that grows black wings, has eyes that change to this really dark color when attacking or going in "tengu mode", has sharp fangs (not necessarily for feeding on blood), has that sexy but creepy smile when attacking enemies, has super natural powers like water bending, telekinesis, fast speed, and is sexual. Yes, I know how crazy I sound.

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  • kattbaby

    I already am

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  • disthing

    Depends on the type of vampire myth. Some of them make it really unappealing, whilst others actually lend it a kind of demigod quality; immortality, super powers etc.

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    I hate vampires those leeches give legit monsters a bad name.

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  • Samoon

    well if i don't have to drink blood or go to hell than it's a deal :D

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  • shortstuff=D

    yes, you can live forever be beautiful and have hardcore sex.

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    I am a werewolf and I hate the fucking wanking leeches I mean I'll fuck one don't get me wrong but I still hate them.

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  • very_curious

    OMG YES!! I want to be a vampire so bad! T ^ T

    yea it's gonna suck not being able to go out in the morning. unless I turn into like blade or something xD

    I wouldn'r really mind drinking blood =w=

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  • askmesomething

    YES!!! But one of those "Daywalkers" -- I want to be TRULY invincible!!! But I would rather be Superman... Without the gay outfit...

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      supermans uniform is not gay.

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  • frankiestrange

    I love vampires. The proper ones. Like Dracula, Interview With The Vampire (Especially Armand :D) They are so dark and beautiful. However I wouldn't like to become one. I prefer the idea of being a helpless human, in the presence of the undead. I don't know why. .

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  • wtf that would be torture to not kill anyone i would DIE

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  • gogoman

    I wouldn't want to become one. I have problems with cold feet as it is, so I don't even want to think about what a lack of a heartbeat would do to them!

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  • ladyluck31

    No i would not.... vampires don't exist anyway, and why be one anyway... sucking the shit out of peoples necks, should they be worried about AIDS!

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    • Anonymous200

      Vampires are immortal. AIDS can't kill them, besides they have no blood of their own, so it doesn't matter.

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  • SolenmSerpent

    As long as I don't sparkle in the sun.

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  • norcalbuddha

    Vampires are wasteful, if you're going to kill at least have the decency to use everything...maybe get a partnership with say...a zombie...

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  • Zatachi-Taicho

    It's a +/- for me i would want to be!
    but being immortal sucks, and not being able to go out in the during the day also sucks

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  • charliebear

    i've never liked the sunlight anyway but im not one of those twihards (twilight addicts) i don't like the imortality i just wann a lift heavy things and run fast.

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  • satyriconx15

    ya as long as its not a fag twatlight vampire

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  • the hounds of Tundalos or something very near to that

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  • why not be the wolfs who kill people, if not alive they chase them in their dreams. I dont remember the name right now, It's from a Metallica song called All nighmare long in which those fckin things chased you All nightmare long.

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  • Brittany666

    Yes, but not a twilight vampire. Fuck no. Now, true blood, yes.

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  • rainbowsprinkles

    I would want to be the kind of vampire that doesn't explode in the sun and has a hot girlfriend like in that stupid twilight movie.

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  • I wouldn't want to be a vampire, but I would want to be a shape-shifter.

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  • Sedition

    Im gothic at heart so yes.

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  • if you suck someones blood your gonna get AIDS

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  • SpockTron

    If you have pedophile werewolves and glitter crossing your mind, then NO!

    If you mean true, straight vampires however... certainly.

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  • vaprick53

    The thing about immortality is that even though it's paved with lonliness, depression, and suffering, there's always tomorrow, always a second chance, always a new start. There is no end.

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  • borderline_crazii

    i dont like the thought of blood so i wouldnt want to be one

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  • boopgirl17

    I would kill so many people... Plus I would probably rob everybody in sight, break into stores at night. I'd have fun with it. What's the point of being immortal if you are just gonna try to live like a human?

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  • Merlot

    I would love to be a vampire but only if my family and fiance could be too.

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  • doggggy0110

    i'd love to be a vampiree!

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  • Bubblesuds

    sure i'd like to have the cool lookinn vampire teeth, bt i wouldn't ACTUALLY want to BE a vampire.

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  • firoz554

    i love to bleed myself and i often do it , but dont like to drink blood...

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  • I would rather be a vampire because of the eternal life. I wouldn't age and be young forever. Sounds good to me ^^

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  • boopgirl09

    I would love it. I would be super fast, not clumsy, and I would kill anyone who pissed me off, none of this "vegetarian vampire" stuff. I'm already super pale and get sunburnt easily, so that's a start. Plus I would be all sparkly, and beautiful. What else do you want?

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  • TisNormalindeed

    I love being a vamp [:

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  • cowsarepuffy

    yea i wanna be a vampire but i dont like the taste of blood-eww

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    • DiscoDuck

      Hey its a trade off, you can't be a Vamp and still enjoy burgers and fries.

      Got to give up something...

      Maybe you would rather be a Chocolate eating Vampire...ie Count-Chocula.

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  • cup.of.tea

    Hell no, team Jacob.

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  • CrazyLaugh7

    YESSS!!
    ALL THE FREEEKING WAY!

    and i'd be half werewolf too! ;)

    ---all credits go to Twilight!!

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