Wtf is going on down there?

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So, I slept with this crackhead bitch I met at the crackhouse a few days back, and I didn't use a rubber. I smoked a little too much crack that day and just wasn't thinking it through. Now, my dick has all these weird green sores that hurt like a motherfucker and my entire Johnson is turning blue. And my balls are incredibly swollen and seem to be turning blue as well. I think I may have the male equivalent of blue waffle disease or something. Or is this just something that happens normally?

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Comments ( 18 )
  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago | pl

    You're trying way too hard on this troll. I give you a 2.5.

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    • Tealights
      5 years ago | pl

      You're too kind.

      I give him a 1/10.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Rose, this is QUALITY trolling.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        HAHAHA! Does that mean I'm not getting a refund?

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        • IrishPotato
          5 years ago

          Rose don't fall for this retards traps.

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        • leggs91200
          5 years ago

          Well, you CAN get a refund but you have to pay the return shipping cost.

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            That's a rip off, I want to speak to a manager!

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  • dirtybirdy
    5 years ago

    We are all doctors and you are all tard.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    It means your dick is gunna explode into blue waffle batter

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      That would actually be kinda funny.

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  • Handyman
    5 years ago

    Just leave it. It will disappear because you obviously should not have been issued with it.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    I don't do what to say other then go to the doctors man it could fall off and you don't want that....also why were you doing crack and why would you fuck a crack whore you kinda brought it on yourself.

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Go to the doctors immediately if you want to keep it! Doesn't matter if you don't have insurance they will help you this is loss of body part we are talking about.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    Well, next time you want to have sex, just sleep with her again. I mean since you already have whatever STD she has.

    ONE thing though - do NOT eat her out.

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    Just leave it alone. The crack will kill off anything nasty.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Yea that's what I figured. Looks a bit less blue today. Sores are still there though

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  • chuy
    5 years ago

    STD's That's what happend.

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  • pngn3
    5 years ago

    it means you have marinara

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