Wtf is wrong with me

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Sometimes when I stretch I unwittingly pinch my butthole closed harder and it causes me to get a charlie horse inside my asshole. Has this ever happened to anyone else? Its actually painful. Its like a leg cramp but in your ass. It feels like the ass is eating itself or something or whatever. Its weird.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    ive had some godawful charliehorses from workin in the heat but always thigh or calf

    that sounds fucked

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    1 year ago

    Idk. I only get rectal cramps when I'm clogged and have to take an abnormally large dump. I only get calf cramps when I dont drink enough water. This makes me wonder if your digestive system in working order. Maybe more fiber and water could be your answer.

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