You all make me so angry

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listen up smart yall bitches and femboys, i've got the HARDEST hate boner for all of you. between the complete fags who ask if it's normal to be straight and guzzle a nation's worth of cocks every morning and the wannabe tuff guys i cant decide who needs to be Jamestowned more. My hate boner THROBS at the thought of putting on my brass knuckles and pounding your stupid loser face until your parents apologize for siring you and allowing you to live for as long as you have. I've got more protein and testosterone in one bicep than yall soyboys have in your anemic 78lb body. Too bad your smart cars and Teslas arent balls because then you might actually count as a man. I'm going to blow my hate load all over your disgusting, skeletally vegan faces. Then I'll toss your dirty whore money on the bed and see you again next week

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  • kikilizzo
    1 year ago

    You sound very normal

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      n you sound like a little soyboy bitch

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  • malaparte
    1 year ago

    You're hopping for a bopping, clown - keep it up and we'll be finding a long-lost Jackson Pollock piece made from your head.

    Also, I'm straight, but I glued a dildo to the seat of my car so I can experience penetration while driving and singing along to Lady Gaga as I drink my Big Gulp full of hot sticky cum. IIN?

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  • Kermitthehog
    1 year ago

    I smell toast.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    1 year ago

    Sounds like a great porno to me.

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  • Wryladradofft
    1 year ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      I could bitch slap you with my ROCK HARD cock and spin you around like a Beyblade

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      • Wow3986
        1 year ago

        Rapist!!!

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  • normal-rebellious
    1 year ago

    This is a weird post, what kind of man wants to hear you whinging when you could've whinged about paying the bills or the barrister giving you the wrong coffee, I might be spelling wrong, I don't know, it might turn out that the coffee shop owners are so noble as to be called barristers.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety
    1 year ago

    My balls are teslas and smart cars.

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  • Wow3986
    1 year ago

    OP is a vegan hating homophobic rapist piglet that deserves to be fucking dragged through the dirt like the beast they are.

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  • Yaidin
    1 year ago

    Two old ladies, sitting in the grass
    One shoved her finger up the other one's

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  • Anonnet
    1 year ago

    This post is the gayest thing I've read all week, and I've read some pretty gay things.

    This site is weird. I simultaneously feel like there's a lot of conservatives here and a lot of gays here. Are you all gay conservatives? Be honest.

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    • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
      1 year ago

      To be fair, there's a lot of conservatives who repress homosexual tendencies.

      Look into Nick Fuentes. Oof, repressed as hell.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    im beginnin to think you may be exhibitin some homosexual tendencies

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  • Somenormie
    1 year ago

    didnt care + didnt ask + l + ratio + bozo + you fell off + cope harder + seethe harder + cry about it + not based + deez nuts + stay mad + stay pressed

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    • ObamaIfHeWasBlack
      1 year ago

      pressed?

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      • Somenormie
        1 year ago

        idk just felt like commenting random stuff

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  • Vvaas
    1 year ago

    i love u bestie

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  • KholatKhult
    1 year ago

    Eugh. My neighbor has a Tesla. Bright red. Painted his front door and his massive steel fence the same color

    Does ‘Live Action Roleplay’ with armor, swords, bow and arrows, dummies and targets, the whole kitten caboodle. Beautiful fenced-in back yard but he decides he has to do this in his front yard with like 10 other people

    Brings his kids over sometimes to ride a pony. Has a really fat dog. Put highlights in his hair but I think I’m supposed to act like I don’t notice. Friendly sonva. 7.5/10 neighbor

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      I could bitch slap him with my ROCK HARD cock and spin him around like a Beyblade

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    • PurpleHoneycomb
      1 year ago

      LARPing is really weird. Haha. I say that as someone who generally likes D&D and other tabletops. The live action roleplay is just too much for me.

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      • KholatKhult
        1 year ago

        I did not believe roleplaying was a real thing, I thought it was something made up that only “stereotypical dorks” in movies would do.
        Wasn’t really my crowd when I was younger. Though I won’t lie I’m jealous. I always really liked fantasy

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