You are retarded

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Some of you are just plain retarded. I can easily envision a strong portion of you failing special ed because you shit in the sink and wash your hands in the toilet. I don't even know how you clam-for-brains codswallop-spewers managed to even turn on a computer and find this place, you seem like the type to enjoy being spoon-fed Paw Patrol reruns while your handlers do what you consider the impossible and assemble some choccy milk for you. You morons pull the blankets over your heads and think that you've become invisible. You are dazzled by dangled keyrings and you order your lunch from prostitutes because you haven't learned how to eat from anything that isn't a lactating nipple yet.

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Kermitthehog

1 year ago

Hey don't come at me with facts I put my helmet on one strap at a time like everyone else.

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kikilizzo

1 year ago

Yet here you are.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Someone's gotta help balance the average IQ towards "normal" around here.
  
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bigbudchonger

1 year ago

I make poo poo in my pants

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  That's honestly better than making a "IIN I'm straight but suck a barrel of dicks a day?" post on here.
  
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blushed_beautyyyy

1 year ago

My iq is 150 and any iq above 140 is considered to be a genius. I was a straight A student all throughout my school years. I have a very well paying job. I know a lot about geography, mathematics logics and numbers, music/melody, philosophy and science AND i'm 10x smarter than the average person. If having an IQ of 150 is considered retarded than you must be real dumb.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I break every IQ test I take. Every attempt to quantify my intelligence in a way that makes sense to the common person fails. I was kicked out of school as a child because my teachers couldn't handle being corrected and having their precious little ideas about what constitutes "learning" challenged - I was the one doing the teaching, and always have been. I have secret access to problems that have confounded mathematicians for generations, I have provided some of the most plausible responses to issues in the field of epistemology and ethics once thought unresolvable. I speak a whole new language, I'm miles ahead of the game in brain power, the next stage of human evolution. Isaac Newton stood on the shoulders of giants; giants stand on my shoulders. You are like an ant before me.
  
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  - blushed_beautyyyy
    
    1 year ago
    
    Are you?
    
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normal-rebellious

1 year ago

Don't underestimate pulling the blanket over my eyes, I do that thinking life's insufferable, thank you, I want to be seen.

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megadriver

1 year ago

You may be right, a bit too dramatic, but whatever...
Trolls aside, there have been some seriously stupid motherfuckers on this site.

The woman who raped her sister, the feminist extremists, the lazy gamer who couldn't get a girlfriend and refused to move out of his mom's house, a guy with a fetish for dirty tongues and another with a fetish for being kicked in the groin. Hans when he's in one of his moods. The idiot who's obsessed with black people. There are probably more I'm missing, but whatever...
There is some seriously weaponized autism on here.

But there are also nice people that have been around for a while and I enjoy having a chat with them.

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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  1 year ago
  
  I agree with the stupid part. One of the things I fail to understand about some of them is that they came to this site for help, they don't listen to a damn word of advice they get, and then they post about the same thing over and over as if they hope to get different answers. It's pointless. XD
  
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Giorgi

1 year ago

Seems to me like the only missing component here is that words don't rhyme well at all, if absolutely NOT at all. so yeah, won't be desirable as a lyric for song.

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notmyrealname123

1 year ago

i agree its always sex posts with a ton of swearing pushed in for no reason or r/unpopularopinion 2.0

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- LloydAsher
  
  1 year ago
  
  Least we got diversity of our retarded nature.
  
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Yaidin

1 year ago

A girl he had was a noisy bird
She used to scream and moan
She shouted 'help!' He said 'you silly cow
I can manage on me own'

"What, do you want to bring the neighbors in then? Oh what do you want, a gang bang then?"

She said 'I was a virgin
Now I've been done twice in a day'
He said 'Twice?, But it's only once'
She said 'right, you gonna dash away?'

"Allright, be gentle with me, it's only my second time . . . today"

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LloydAsher

1 year ago

Jokes on you. I actually was in special ed but managed to work my way out through sheer inteligence. Turns out they cant have you in special ed if you were outperforming the normal kids.

In reality I worked though my dyslexia so it wasnt dampering my performance. Turning my youthful rage into mild sarcastic asshole probably helped. Less thrown chairs, more hurt feelings.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Believe me, we could tell you were in special ed. You've got Downs syndrome so bad, you've got Up, Right, and Left syndrome too.
  
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litelander8

1 year ago

You outdid yourself with “easily envision a strong portion”.

Brilliant stuff.

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Are You Normal?

You are retarded