You know i don't want a girlfriend

In love with a simulation? I don't hug and kiss a single thing. I know there was something going on between brother David and Kirsty, do you think they were just friends? She's too sexy, they were putting dick in pussy, friends? Bullshit! Kirsty was my brother's girlfriend!

And another thing going on, do you think that just because I walk one inch from the female staff that I'm hitting on them? In your dreams! Why would my dick belong in a girl who doesn't exist? None of us exist, we're all simulations.

Is it a bad thing that I don't get a girlfriend? Do you think because of my beliefs I want my dick in a man's arse? I didn't stutter, I said it was a simulation.

And furthermore I like sex with myself, e.g., masturbation or making nasty with my come, which is a sin and I can't stop doing it.

However every night I'm fantasising that cowboy sucking his dick, it's a thing I have to overcome.

I'm just a dateless wonder, I'm not making love with a simulation.

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Comments ( 4 )
  • normal-rebellious

    Yeah, since we're in a simulation I can use pure imagination all I want.

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  • Tommythecaty

    You’re the one who opened the box Kirsty!

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  • DADNSCAL

    Think you have issues and ought to talk to a therapist.

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    • normal-rebellious

      A therapist? Please! I'm not such a nut as to talk of these negatives with a therapist, that stuff is for eccentric people, not conventional, regular folks like me.

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