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The crowd stretches half a mile in every direction and you can barely move.
| Pee in your underwear/pants | 30 | |
| Let your kidneys explode | 10 | |
| Pull down your pants and pee on the person in front of or behind you | 20 | |
| Fight your way to a porta-potty and piss yourself anyway | 22 | |
| Other (explain) | 15 |
You need to find someone with a loose fitting coat, then you can sidle up to them, get really close, then when nobody can see, just ease your penis into the pocket of the coat and piss away.
Pee in my pants. I will just Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go....
And here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let it go, let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway...
Neither. I've been caught in crowds before. And it pays to be little. I just duck elbows and weave my way through.
Also, I've figured out how to time my bathroom breaks so this doesn't happen.
I wouldn't wait in a line a half mile long for anything. Even for a BJ from Kate Hudson. Besides if you have to pee really bad, your kidney won't explode, your bladder would.
So tell us. What did you do?
Let's look at the options here:
Pee in your underwear - Och lassy, a man dinna wear panties under his kilt!
Let Kidneys explode - I don't think this actually possible. Bladder. maybe, but kidneys?
Piss on others - Sorry to inform you that even the Royal Family gave up using peons ages ago. Peasants are after all, revolting.
Fight to the portaloo and piss yourself anyway - Seriously? After slaying everyone in the queue in front of you, and reaching the goal of your quest, you reach for the door and... let it go? Can't hang on 3 more seconds? What sort of a hero are you!
Other - Yes! I'd find the nearest troll and make him drink it.
I would hold it as long as possible. If I found I couldn't hold it long enough, I'd take the embarrassment of wetting in my pants. Wetting in another way would be nasty...