You've nearly drowned and are brought back from the dead...

When you awake, would you be disturbed to see someone's face appear above you, meaning they were the one who gave you mouth-to-mouth?

Female: A female did it, it's fine 29
Female: Stop pashing my corpse, you damned dirty male 4
Male: No, it's fine that a female restarted my engine 33
Male: Stop pashing my corpse, you gay 4
Other: Stop doing things to my indeterminate sexual organs 15
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Comments ( 29 )
  • shade_ilmaendu

    Wha? Where's the option for I don't care, you saved my life? XD

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    • TerryVie

      yep, matter of fact, if i'm going to die otherwise, i'll quite willingly overlook the fact someone was groping a feel while i was passed out-

      The only time i would have a problem with this was if the person that brought me back was my perverse kidnapper that drowned me in the first place -_- But lets not go THERE.

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    • Devyn

      Personally I would be "Other: Thanks for saving my life"

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  • Corleone

    Wait, what?

    I don't think mouth-to-mouth is all that intimate or sexual. It's about saving someone's life. If I had the choice, I'd prefer a woman to do it, but really... anyone will do if it keeps me alive.

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  • If you didn't die, how are you brought back from the dead?

    Also, what the hell does pashing mean?

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  • howaminotmyself

    I think I would be too disoriented to care.

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  • Shackleford96

    The fuck is this?

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Other: Feel immense gratitude and thank them sincerely.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I don't think I'd be disturbed to see anyone. I mean, they saved my friggin life!

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  • ...So, you are only to be greatful when a woman gives you mouth to mouth, yet if a male does it to anyone, their reaction is to call them names? Says much about you.

    It would most likely be male if it was in a situation in which I needed to be rescued, so a male giving mouth to mouth is far more likely to happen, and if it was male or female, I would thank them and make them know how greatful I am for them saving me.

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  • JustDave

    I'd rather wake up to another guys face above me rather than wake up to see someone's ballsack or asshole!

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  • NukeAfricaReturns

    If they were African I would want them nukes nuke away africa

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  • Hmm. If someone saved my life the last thought on my mind would be whether or not it was a dude.

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  • OzzytheWizard

    Well technically you can die a few seconds and still be OK. You are dead when everything in your body completely stops. Sometimes you can die at the doctors and after a amount of time if they do not bring you bad you will become brain damaged.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I'd Jizz on her face as a way of saying thank you

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  • 800imawesome

    You can't bring someone back to life.

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  • Imsupernormal

    As long as its not some ugly queer or dirty old geezer I'm good.

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  • I would ask,why the hell did you bother,and what do you want from me?regardless of whoever the fuck it was.

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  • DudeUrFuglyXox

    if they stopped me from dying i really wouldn't care who did it or what gender they were but id be confused as fuck im guessing

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  • JuneB

    Female: Other. I hate being touched in general, but I especially hate being touched by women. It's not a homophobia thing, I just really don't like women. I'd be grateful that she'd saved my life, but ugh.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I'd be disoriented, but once I came to I would thank them.

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  • myownopinions

    I'm female, and I wouldn't care which gender saved my life.

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  • bristexai

    I would be thankful.

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  • CheyChey

    If it is a hot band member then I wouldn't mind

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  • NotStrangeBird

    Depends on whether or not I awoke with a boner.

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  • SangoNyappy

    I'm female and if the man is hot I don't what did he do to me

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  • As long as I'm not dead. And as long as he isn't pulling some gay shit.

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  • kelili

    I would think, "Why don't you get lower?"

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    • And I would think, "I like your thinking".

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