Your confessions iin

-I have been to jail for counterfeiting. It was so badly done I only spent 3 days in jail.
-My driving infraction record is really bad.
-I think inanimate objects are alive and energy flows through everything.
-I think dreams are real and the characters in them are as real as the ones here.
-I'm a 30 year old man living in my moms basement with no real job and my car isn't working.
-I used to own about 60 videogame systems but sold most of them when it became a hoarding problem.
-I regularly wear bizarre costumes in public for no reason.
-I receive social security income but try not to tell anybody because of the stigma against people who receive government income.
-I am diagnosed with an assortment of mental disorders including aspergers, schizoaffective, adhd, dyslexia and others that seem to be related to those.
-I finally graduated grade school when I was 22. I also failed kindergarten.
-Even though I never moved houses while growing up I never went to the same school for more than one year until 6th and 7th grade I went to the same one. 8th was another school again and I went to 3 different high schools after that. Nobody wanted me there.
-I once called a bomb threat to the space needle because I had a dream it blew up so I wanted to warn them.
-I have made other bomb threats I will not mention.
-The Hamid troll is me. I use his character on several other websites as well and on facebook. Some of my real life friends are paranoid about him now.
-I have saved my voicemails for over a year before just to make soundboards of my friends to prank call people they know.
-I posted missing pregnant alligator fliers around the lake I live at a couple summers ago with my friends contact number saying $50 reward. He had to change his number because of all the angry calls including the police. There are still rumors of alligators.
-I have experimented with an assortment of drugs but have never done any of them regularly other than alcohol, weed, tobacco and prescriptions. I have never shot up drugs that weren't administered by a doctor either.
-There was once a large reward for me for burning down outhouses at construction sites. It was over 10 years ago so I can no longer get in trouble.
-I once threw my drink at the drive through lady at jack in the box.
-I have stolen probably thousands of dollars of items from the front of stores. Most of it was plants I was using to make a time travel forest in my yard out of Christmas trees and I used stolen firewood to keep from paying my heating bill. I stopped after I was caught and went to jail.
-I was once tricked into helping someone move and they reported everything stolen for insurance fraud. I got in a lot of trouble and the court did not believe me. It is still believed I robbed the house.
-I have been fired from several jobs for everything from blowing up the company truck to playing videogames on the job.
-When I was a kid I would go around throwing rocks at peoples houses at night.
-When I first started driving I would hit garbage cans in my truck on a regular basis.
-In school I used to always throw the garbage cans down the stairs but they could never prove it was me.
-I could write pages of things I vandalized as a child.
-I'm pretty sure I have already admitted these things at some time on here.

Alright, I'm ready.

When I was 15, I got drunk, had a threesome, broke a mirror in my closet and crawled around in the broken glass- in that order.

15, again- I was tripping balls in a mall around Easter time and yelled out to the East Bunny "Can I rape you, Easter Bunny?" That Easter Bunny did jokingly flirt with me after.

I was very cruel to my brother when we were young. I feel deeply ashamed of it. He doesn't hold it against me, but I do.

I used to freak out, scream and cry, pull my hair out, and run into a wall head first to stop myself from thinking. I've slammed my head into many things so I would get a headache and not be able to think.

When I was 11, I walked up to my house and noticed the door was open. When I looked in, I witnessed my stepdad raping my mother. She was crying and yelling for him to stop. I walked away, shocked, and said nothing to nobody.

That's enough for now.

I used to self-harm.

I've had sex in a park more than once.

I apologise to snails I accidentally tred on.

I once wrote a suicide letter.

I am scared of growing old.

I watch messed up stuff on the internet and regret it later.

I can't drive.

I am always late.

I'm batman

Let's start with something that will surprise most people- This will NOT focus entirely on my sexual experiences but I:

I believe that a fetus is a small human being, but I'd still abort it without a second thought.

I hate/dislike most people- Not myself though.

The only real anxiety I have is my enormous fear of dying.

You know overly-attached girlfriend-memes? I can relate to a lot of them ... so much >_>

I started to masturbate when I was 12 after starting sex-ed in school. Seemed interesting and that was the start of six years of pillow humping.

I am a very emphatic person that cares about others, but I try to shut that side of in a lot of cases because it leads nowhere good but wasted energy.

I'm filled with double standards and split opinions regarding most things.

I have never self-harmed, and I sadly enough look down upon the people who do but I would still treat them decently.

I don't care about social norms or standards at all. As long as you are not hurting someone else but yourself and other consenting people go for it.

I doubt that I will ever get a job.

I sometimes listen to music such as NIcki minaj or justin beiber or why not Gunter? ( Sometimes variation from meaningful and nice rock and metal music is just what I need)

I pee in the shower, and the bathtub.

I distrust most people, one day or the other they will all most likely disappoint me so I just try to make the best out of it and keep my expectations low.

I've had sex with: Same gender, cousin, oposit gender, transgirl, at a sexclub, outdoors.

I've had: threesome, foursomes, done erotic shows on cam for money and I loved it, met up with a guy to punch his balls and piss in his mouth in exchange for money.
And I also fantasize about nearly EVERYONE around me which leads me to just assume that I wouldn't mind fucking basically everyone.

related to the upper paragraph: I'm a sex addict but I would never cheat, I despise cheating

I have ADHD and refuse medication. Been going to the gym since June and is soon about to start KBT therapy with the hopes of managing my mood-swings better and maybe even learn to control the fact that I have my emotions on my sleeve.

I sometimes still wish I could get my Hogwarts acceptance letter.

I've had a fetish for a certain type of clothing since my early memories. I know it's harmless, but I sometimes feel like I'm a freak for it.

I used to find bruising myself was a healing practice. I've since stopped.

I write erotic fiction. I also write 'regular' fiction.

For years I felt like I was the reincarnation of a famous dead musician. It scared me sometimes.

Sometimes my own poems and stories make me cry.

As a kid I had a very strong urge to put our housecat inside a microwave and switch it on. It wasn't anger or frustration. I didn't dislike cats either. It was just a calm curiosity and desire. And I never acted on it. I was 8 years old then.

One night, I took my cat... held it in my arms... petted it so it would feel comfortable.. and I took it outside for a short walk.... And my cat was a little timid at first but then I put him on the ground, and he started chewing on the grass. A few moments later, I took my hand, put it under his belly and...................... picked him up and came back inside. He seemed quite pleased with the trip. This was a few hours ago

Both paragraphs are true but second one isnt a confession. I wrote it just to freak someone out haha. Don't worry I'd hurt myself before I hurt an animal, but I always judged myself for having that urge as a kid.

Back when I was in high school when the teachers would have some of the students grade papers, I'd prick my finger and grade the papers with my blood. I found the other students reactions to seeing blood on their tests amusing for some reason. They never found out it was me. Lol.

I prefer books, my piano, nature and animals to most people. But I do know I am missing out on something by not being able to have proper friends, but its not that big of a deal for me.

I'm a figment of your imagination.

I lost my cat about three years ago and I still miss him very much
I lost both my parents before I even turned twenty
I have a fear of getting pregnant
I hate most children with a passion
I think a lot diagnosed cases of ADHD are actually just bad diet, too much energy, no exercise and bad parenting
I read online erotica
I am on a mission to not cry in front of people anymore

These were things I already confessed to on this site, but here they all are in one big post :

- Back when was a child and my broke ass family moved around, I used to torment the pests/vermin that infested those old run down houses.

- I'm bisexual and prefer men, but have WAAAY more experience with women. It's the reason why I'm afraid to get back on the dating scene(I don't count using strap-ons on a dude because I'm not the one being penetrated) .

- I sometimes secretly wish my older brother would drop dead because he's a burden on my parents.

- I have stolen money multiple times from my parents as a kid and I used to shoplift and steal from others A LOT.

- For the past decade I've had dreams of the lives of eight different anime looking people who live in a semi-floating timeline. Most of their adventures play out like a typical shoujo action anime but there are some events that happened in those dreams that are really fucked up(graphic rape, genocides, suicides of characters, etc). I have notebooks filled with some of these dreams. I've put them together and I might start drawing them soon.

- I used to hate the male gender with a passion as a kid because of all the sex offenders, grown me that would flirt with me, and illegal immigrants cat calling me in spanish and trying to grope me.

- I don't care about my cousins, aunts, uncles, or co workers feelings, lives, or overall well being. Heck, whenever a tragedy that kills millions happens or whenever someone dies in general, I honestly don't care. I'll only pretend to care to avoid being ostracized.

- My dog passed away in 2012 and I still haven't gotten over it.

- I think my older sister is too chubby for some of the clothes she wears now(she tells me she's a meduim, but she's clearly a large in some brands now and it clearly shows), but I'll never say it to her face because she's the last person in this world I'd ever want to hurt the feelings of.

I won't tell you what types of fertilizer I have in my flower pots...

Im pretty sure I have confessed practically everything on here by now.

I am not brave enough to write confessions.

That was probably me who farted.

I should probably follow suit after some of the honest answers.

I think I hate myself

In the first year of high school I stole a " friend's " green day brand new wrist band to give to a girl who liked green day

I make stupid purchases to distract myself from how unhappy I am

At my first concert I got so drunk I vomited all over a really attractive blonde girl in front of me

I'm not actually a king

I used to cut myself and have scars on my upper left arm, I refused to get dressed for pe because of it, and I was fat, even though I've lost weight I won't show my arm, I'm ashamed of it, and my remaining weight

I once puked so hard I shit myself ( I was by a toilet, not that it makes it better )

I used to occasionally take 20's out of my mum's purse

I think pitch perfect is a fucking brilliant film so aca fuck you

I punched a kid in the face in middle school who didn't deserve it, always regretted it

I was too cowardly to be there for my grandmother when she was dying

I don't like carrots

I think I'd actually loose a body part if it meant I could sleep with zooey deschanel

There's more but well...... I think I've embaressed myself enough for a while

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die....

Oh wait, that wasn't me. That was a Johnny Cash lyric. Same thing.

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Before the new year comes, I'd like to add one more thing...
3 years ago I was on the edge of becoming an alcoholic.
All the bad things that had happened to my family just got to me and I turned to alcohol. A bottle of spirit, or 5-8 beers was my "cure". My parents were close to a divorce cause of my mom's mental health when I was 12. She had to take meds. My grandparents died, then my mum got a hernia operation. Then my dad had to have his heart valve replaced. Even when I got together with my current girlfriend in 2012, I continued drinking, stuck with bad memories, not really enjoying anything. It was her and my closest friends that helped me leave the past in the past and look forward in life. I never said anything about this to my parents, cause I didn't want to look like a pitiful loser.

Now, I still sometimes feel sad looking back, but then I look at the current situation. Both of my parents are healthy and well and my relationship with my girlfriend is great. I got a good job, friends, etc.

Confessions are for me too personal to share honestly openly in public: I don't want the world of people knowing the true me especially when I can't trust person to person: My cloesest of friends know my true confessions because I trust them as they in turn trust me with ther hidden agena of themselves: So it is a no no for me to openly confess my personal naughtiness and my fantazies and fetish's no way what-so-ever

I was so scared of my parents when I was a kid that I was sick and they left to buy something when I was around 8. I broke the thermometer while trying to measure my temperature, and I made a farewell latter being afraid of the punishment, and was going to escape from my house. I ultimately decided not to since it was winter, and the living in the forest would have been too hard.
Fun fact
When I saw the mercury that came out of the thermometer I thought it was little pearls I could play with. I touched them, and even tried to put them in my mouth. I never told my parents about it.

Got one. I'm eating m&ms for dinner cos I'm too lazy to cook.

I changed my username from kingsleycrowne to Holzman67 partly because I didn't want people, at a glance when reading comments, to get me mistaken for kingofcarrotflowers or vice versa. We both had the same colour lettering, the words are similar length and contain similar letters

Confessions...I don't even know where to start.

- I pretend to be naive and have no idea what's going on because I find it easier than dealing with people.
- I learned three days ago that my best friend was in love with me for 2 years and I cried for hours because he left my life and I never understood exactly why.
- My mother told me straight up that she hated me and that I was the scum of the earth.
- My mother tried to instigate a fight by threatening to beat up and kill my dog...but I was too hurt/scared to fight her. I took my dog and never came back.
- I dislike and distrust most people but I try to be more loving at the same time.

i has a barbecue grill on my wooden deck which is contrary to local fire codes

in my defense im not the least bit fraid of fire and has many more firefightin methods than average peoples at my disposal

Sometimes I'm a dick to people when I'm angry and I usually regret it later.
I drift company cars and generally drive them like a douche.
I pee in the shower
I've failed one term, cause I was lazy - I regret that the most
I punched a gay dude in the stomach and almost beat him up, cause my girlfriend was resting her head on his shoulder and he was calling my girlfriend "dear". Didn't know he was gay at the time.

Im particle man!!!!

*man's voice* Oh my! More bonding! We shall get to know each other well! Ahahahahaha~
*back to me* Anywho, time for me to confess!

-I'm considered innocent... I'm not.
-I read R-18 doujinshis and lemons almost everyday... I get bored easily.
-I think my cousin's a bitch to her parents. ...Actually, everyone in my family thinks that.
-I am not Pika-girl! I'm actually... someone... else.
-I'm really shy and weird IRL, so if you ever meet me (I know two of you people have), I would just be standing there "abnormally"...
-I almost committed suicide and stopped my sister from it.
-I just realized... Most of my favorite characters in anything are dorks... Like me!
-I think about being a gay dude...
-Around the ages of 3 to 5, I used to take the fish out of the bowl and watch them breathe.
-I started fake clubs... Well, we had fun!
-I forget I'm a girl and consider myself a genderless form.
-I actually never want to have sex... I don't wanna be preggers.
-If I do have a child, I'll adopt one.
-I love roleplaying and cosplaying, no matter what day or time! ...You might already be aware of this.
-I don't think Kirby's adorable. My cousin asked my if he was cute in my eyes, and I said, "Eh. He's alright."

I anonymously mailed nudist magazines to a girl once. It helped me to forget about her.

I kind of hate most people, including myself. Well that's not exactly accurate. I love the essense of people, including myself, but I hate most of the things we do and what they represent. If I told people every time they do something that makes me feel that way, I'd never stop talking and I worry that I wouldn't have any of the friends I have.

I have real problems expressing myself. Sometimes I can't find all the words, sometimes I can't work out how to practise abstract ideas. Other times I could, but I'm scared of the reaction from other people. I'm deeply neurotic.

I struggle with gender and sexuality. I have a penis and I almost exclusively wear "boys' clothes", but I feel uncomfortable calling myself male. I am also not female. Gender doesn't exist, and yet most people are comfortably adhered to one side of the binary. If I deviate I am required to explain myself, as if I'm the one doing something weird. We are all required to constantly police ourselves with regards to gender (as well as other categorisations), but it seems to me that most people have internalized their categories and truly believe their gender comes from themselves, whereas I am offended by the thought of being categorised by default (I'm an individual, fuck you).

I once took a mate's car, without permission, to go score drugs and crashed it on the way back.
I paid off the entire damage bill but I'll never get back the respect.

I've very boring, but that's fairly obvious :/

I don't know :(

I'm pretty sure my husband loves his dogs more than me.

My confession was so twisted and perverted that the OP deleted it twice. I stand before you forever in shame. I will try to emulate the understanding and fellowship of the IIN community. I hope you will accept me.

Oh ok lets see

I once used my graphic design skills to perfectly replicate a report card and printed it on the same paper used for report cards I got out of the supply closet at school...all to change a D to a C so I wouldnt get grounded.

Customers came in trying to get a free pizza...after I showed evidence on why they shouldn't get one the manager said to give them one anyway just so they would go away....I spit all over their pizza...cuz f*ck thoes people.

When I was like 13 a boy asked me out we dated for a few days before he said he just did that to get closer to a friend of mine then they kissed in front of me...I stole his arrowhead collection.

In highschool a guy I dated cheated on me(2nd time) then broke up with me ...I poured milk in his gas tank.

A friend of mine called my mom a slut while talking on the phone with some new friends she made (my mom did a lot for this girl.) then she hit me with her shirt...she wouldn't let me out of her room so i punched her in the stomach. After exiting her room i told her grandma then gleefully watched as her grandma beat her with a shoe. After that i spread awful rumors about her some were true others made up...she had to switch schools. (She treated me bad after making a few new friends for some reason)

When me and my brothers were young our dog barked a lot so their dad got him a shocking dog coller... me and my brother played dog owner and dog, he was the dog. I put the coller on him and told him to park...he did... it shocked him. When our parents came in and saw whathappened they laughed so hhard I didn't get I trouble...I did many more pranks.

As a child my brothers dad beat me. He pulled out a chunk of my hair on one side of my head that if I split my hair evenly you could feel not see the difference. He also did other things like made me hold a dictionary in each hand and hold my hands up and out to the sides...if my hands went down a little I would have to start over...and many other things.

Thats all I can think of right now :P

I draw cartoon porn

Once I spoofed charlie.m. It wasn't a nice thing to do. I am sorry to her even though we don't like each other.

I once masturbated naked on a deserted beach. My imaginary partner was a girl who in real life had invited me into an empty garage to fuck me back in 8th grade. I turned her down and feel like my decision to be a good boy kicked off a chain of bad karma in my life that lasted many years. The bad karma continued until I sent her nudist magazines from a "secret admirer".

I don't flush public toilets.

As a child i used to take worms and mash them up then put them in my mums shampoo bottle.

i once peed outside and stung myself on nettles.

i often dip my oreos in peanut butter and put pickled onions in my ice-cream.

i used to cut my arms.

i once ran over a bunny rabbit with my motorbike.

im a die hard harry potter fan

i was a complete asshole to my siblings, i used to make them eat things like soap.

im strangely attracted to snape from harry potter, ohh and still waiting for mu acceptance letter for hogwarts.

i put oatmeal in my stepfathers shoes because he beat me up.

my girlfriend fell asleep during a skype call and i watched her sleep.

i have dreams about killing people in the most gruesome ways possible.

i put our dog in the trash can when i was a kid.

I pee over the side after dark at anchor, and in day time while sailing.

I am wasting my time

I have been binge eating since my dad died and i cant stop and when i do stop it's because i will stop eating completley

If you knew even a fraction of the things I've done, you would never be able to sleep again.

once someone gave me a bag of clothes to take to a charity shop coz i was passing , i took out his jeans, they were worn and soft and smelt of him, I wore them in my room and fantasized in front of the mirror