Your contry is at war!

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What would you do? Knowing that actually, these days, you can't stab a tank with a knife and destroy it, and you can't use a bow to destroy a airplain. How would you try to save your life when being attacked by somebody?

Find something sharp and stay on the blink for troops 5
IF you have a gun in your house, grab it keep on eye for thy. 21
Stay at home and pray for God's Mercy (optional - pray or not) 5
I have a secret hole in my lot, I stay there 9
Fear no pain, no fear, I go to the battlefield! 23
I would just hode in a wardrobe, behind a desk or a bead. 8
Improvize in your stuff, (comment on how would you handle your WarDay) 9
You have no right to know anything you fuckward-scum! 13
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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    My country is always at war, I'm American. But if we ever did get invaded on our own soil I'd take my undoubtedly government issued rifle and fight the good fight.

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    Grab the guns! time to form a militia!

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    • Teh4HorsMen
      10 years ago

      Metal Militia.

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      • Legion
        10 years ago

        awesome !

        now its time to seek and destroy our enemies!

        btw, awesome song! beware the metal militia!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    build an area up where i could defend myself

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    If there is a pile of ruble from explosions or a pile of dead bodies then I would hide in them. The dead body idea is a good one because aslong as you don't move then you are assumed to be just another dead person and will be able to escape when no one is watching.

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    • flutterhigh
      12 years ago

      Yeah, and tanks driving over you would be a nice massage! Not to mention, the soft saccharine scent of rotting corpses would certainly do wonders for your circulation and sanity. And you have plenty of dead flesh to eat and half-coagulated blood to drink! What a dream! And since there's a pile of dead bodies, that presumably means there's tons of destruction and nowhere to run anyway, but why would you? It's heaven in that there corpse palace!

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        I don't mean a pile of corpse like ten or twenty, I mean a very big pile. I would wait until the people that done it moved on to the next city/town. You don' think a war is won by staying in just one place, do you?

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        • flutterhigh
          12 years ago

          Ohhh ok, my mistake. You want to lie amidst a huge pile of cadavers (pretending you're the only corpse with no injuries or blood), and just hope that the enemy rushes off to the next place immediately after they've built their beautiful corpse knoll. That totally makes sense that the enemy has destroyed enough to make MT. CORPSE but somehow you are a single survivor.

          And hey, you would only end up having to lie there for anywhere from several hours to many days, considering troops don't just disappear from a place they've... corpse mounded. They leave reinforcements and secure the area so as to watch out for idiots like y-- WAIT THAT ONE CORPSE JUST SCRATCHED ITS ASS. ZOMBIE SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD GREG USE THE BAZOOKA

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          • [Old Memory]
            12 years ago

            -sigh-
            So you are saying that you would rather die than lay amongst corpses for a few days?
            Yes they leave reinforcements, tell me, what has more chance of surviving? Someone that tries to escape while a larger part of the army is around or someone that lays low until there isn't so much around? And then you imply that I'm the moron, welldone.
            I wonder, do you expect there not to be more than 20 deaths in a war? You will find that in a war there is just a plenty amount of deadbodies that can be quite high or quite wide.

            Your points are pointless.

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            • flutterhigh
              12 years ago

              I'm saying there are precisely 15,922 better ways to survive an invasion than "take a nap on Mount Corpsimanjaro".

              Well, when the Chinese get here I'll make sure to step on the testicles of every corpse I see on my way to the private indestructible luxury space jet I made in case of such an occasion. Good luck, and try not to sneeze!

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  • Teh4HorsMen
    10 years ago

    Turn into a giant black dragon and breathe acid on everything.

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader
    12 years ago

    Call Chuck Norris.

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  • Jiovanie
    12 years ago

    Simply grab knives find a gun if I can, or join the military and defend mothef Ameriva, I'm not a fan of war and wont fight if its not for a good cause, but if the US is being attacked DEATH TO ALL FOREIGN INVADERS!!!!

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  • Crisp
    12 years ago

    Did you ever consider that many civillians have survived wars that lasted for years and did not carry weapons.
    Reality is very different from Computer Games.

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  • howaminotmyself
    12 years ago

    Assuming I survived the protests. And the war was on my home turf. I would be at a hospital or healing center caring for the injured.

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  • mizeka
    12 years ago

    If my country gets into a war, I and everybody else would be drafted.

    No need to have any guns or bunkers at home, since I wouldn't be there anyway, if the enemy ever got that far.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    Wars aren't fought like that any more. My country is technically at war and it doesn't make the blindest bit of difference nowadays. It would if I was in a country we're at war with, though.

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  • Kiklop
    12 years ago

    I will try to run away from my city. My city would be certainly destroyed.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I feel bad for anyone or any army that assaults me. Planes, tanks, trained, armored soldiers... no problem.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I'd pull a Rambo. Notice how he can kill thousands and not die.

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  • MissClaire
    12 years ago

    Hide - after much thought about the best place to hide

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    itduz! haha. i would head for the hills cause i am a chicken, if someone was on foot chasing me then blood would be shed probly mine and theirs, btw rip nancy wake

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