Your craziest public bathroom experiences

Well....it wasn't a public bathroom, exactly. It was on a train, in Northern China, in January. I was taking the night train from Beijing to Harbin, China. It was a long cold ride, about 10 hours. The train didn't have any heat and it was probably -10F/-23C. I was travelling with friends so we huddled and literally sat ontop of each other for warmth. It was a long ride and eventually, we needed to pee.

Bathrooms on trains are not fancy, we didn't expect much more than a hole in the floor. To our horror, there was more. The little footholds so you have traction when you squat, were frozen solid. And on this train, the sink is in a different room. There was no running water in the toilet room yet it was frozen everwhere.

Yep, you guessed it. Frozen pee and solid shit everwhere. The hole was barely visible. How do you pee in a frozen hole on frozen ice on a bumpy train at 3AM? You don't. The guys could pee off the side of the side easy enough, but none of us girls wanted to risk falling over. So we used the little plastic trash bin provided to us in our little room.

A guy and a girl was in a toilet cubicle.
From beneath the slight opening at the bottom of the door I could see that the guy was standing and the girl was on her knees.

Aww <3 She was obviously proposing to him..for seven minutes

one time my manager was taking a poop so i started peeing under the stall door all over his shoes and pants he still doesn't know who did it

I saw the words "FUCK YOU" written in shit on the bathroom mirrors at WalMart one time. Then another time it was the same thing except it was written a lot smaller and in chunky menstrual blood. YUCK!

Thanks for a question which generated so many funny responses: it's early morning here and I'm facing a shitty day for various reasons, but I've had enough laughs to make the day ahead much more bearable

I have a couple. Not sure how crazy they are in comparison to the other stories, but I'll write 'em anyway. *shrugs*

1) In a Wal-Mart bathroom. My brother and I were in the bathroom, he was washing his hands, and I was finishing up my business on the toilet. A man walks in, and gets in the other stall, just as I'm exiting mine. I go to wash my hands, and after I turned the water off, he must've thought we left, because while he was using the toilet he said quite audibly, and I quote, "This hurts. This hurts bad." We started to laugh, and quickly left the bathroom, but not before hearing him say "Oh...", realizing that we were there all along.

2) This happened while we were camping for a week. There were two public bathrooms, neither of them even close to being suitable for use. On the first day we went into the first bathroom, there was poop on the floor in the middle of the bathroom. On the second day, it was still there. Nobody had come to clean it, even though the cleaning schedule called for daily cleaning. On the third day, we found beer cans shoved into all of the toilets, completely clogging them (alcohol was not permitted at this particular location, BTW). On the fourth day, there was a styrofoam cup full of pee sitting in one of the stalls. After this, we gave up on the first bathroom, and tried the second one. There were only two stalls, and the one without the broken toilet seat had had the door ripped off of its hinges, nowhere to be found. We went there again the next month and the door was still missing.

when I was at school, one day someone had stepped in dog shit and left a trail all the way from the front door to the bathroom. I went in for a piss and then later on in the day, the vice principal called me out of class and asked me if I had an accident. they must have checked the cameras and saw me going in then found shit all over the floor

Already told one, but today I found something that immediately made me think of this.

I was in the library, had to use the bathroom and in one of the rooms there was smashed crackers all. over. the floor. I couldn't find any logical explanation except for something happened to some kind of really frustrated bulimic.

It wasn't exactly "crazy" but it was kind of weird. I was washing my hands and on the mirror in front of me was a creamy white stain with a Sharpie pen writing "semen" pointing to it.

Considering it was the ladies restroom, it was odd to say the least. Probably fake, but I couldn't imagine what else it could be...

A bunch of samurai taking a crap, but there's no toilet paper only sand paper!!

idk but not too long ago i went to one of the bathrooms at university and every single toilet had diarrhea in/on it, how does that even happen??! i mean, this was in one of the smaller buildings and on the 3rd floor, it's kind of an obscure bathroom to have that much shit all over it?!

Yrs ago, the yf &amp; I went camping in Canada. In morning we each went to respective showers. While I'm toweling off I
hear some moans from the next stall. Pitch was higher than baritone. Came out to go to sink to shave, and there is this naked (totally naked) young lady with a wash cloth washing her 'privates' (coulda been 'able body seamen'). Had to assume the sounds I had heard were her climax and that she was busy washing semen off. Never did see if there was a guy in the next stall, had to leave without shaving or else she mighta had more to wash off - my little guy was at attention. I left thinking that maybe I had been in the wrong room, but afterwards my wife assured me there were no urinals in her room. That was the closest I ever came to getting some strange nooky, boy am I sorry. This was B4 Aids too. Too weird to have made (or dreamt) this up.

My uncle (who happens to be gay) used a bathroom while passing through Albany and saw an exhibitionist show his enormous penis to people. He was disgusted. Don't go to a public bathroom in Albany.

Yes that is why I chose that one ;);)

In public toilets I crouch so to never let my skin touch the seat.
One day I started peeing and noticed there was something not quite right about the sound of my pee... i looked down only to realize the lid was down and it had been just leaking everywhere.
I felt bad about the mess but at the same time I couldn't stop laughing.

i dont have one but thanks for sharing yours.

One time I was pooping at a stall when Harry Tasker and a terrorist guy burst in and got in a huge gun fight

I sawed off someone's legs for pleasure. The crazy part: I was in the men's room.

There were four women people who walked out of one disabled person's cubicle. One was talking about a "bottle of baby Jesus piss" - whatever the fuck that is.

I was at my little sisters 5th grade back to school night and as I walked into the boys bathroom this little girl, with no pants on, came up to me and asked me if I could clean her but for her. I politely said no. Then she went back into the stall and put her pants back on and left. That was the last I saw of her that night.

Walked into the 'mens' room at a public toilet in Tamworth (Australian redneck town) there was a woman sitting on the toilet, with the door open! I could smell and hear it and to top it off she was eating Chinese food.

anyway we ended going back to her place to fuck.

I just finished taking care of my business in a home depot bathroom and was washing my hands when I guy came out of one of the stalls and was walking right out the door(without washing his hands ) I noticed something white hanging out of the back of his pants it was the toilet paper he used and thought he flushed away. I stopped him and told him what he had hanging out of the back of his pants and the poor guy reached back and grabbed it right on the area with the most shit on it. I felt so bad for him

I was in Kumon, and had to go to the bathroom. When I went inside, I noticed there was number 2 all over the floor and wall. And then the Kumon instructor had to clean it all up. Yikes!

Does being stuck in an elementary school ladies restroom with a bunch of girls screaming and pushing me like a pinball... count?

Magnets? I don't get it

Well, I don't recall ever witnessing a strange event in a public bathroom but I participated in two.

I once had doggie sex inside a public bus station when I was an immature kid and just wanted to have sex in all sorts of public places.

When I was on a drug rampage(that I've mentioned before on a post related to Crack abuse) I smoked Crack inside the bathroom of Virgin Active Gym and then proceeded to the SPA area, I can imagine what people must have thought by the noise and smell of it. I still attend to that very gym to this date. Shameful behaviour that I regret, unfortunately.

God, I have so many! Some too awkward to tell..

But this one is about me and thinking about it makes me nervous all over again. There was this time I worked at a drug store and I had to pee really bad so I went to the toilet which was in the storeroom (pretty big room). I was done, felt a great relieve, wanted to open the door. But it didn't unlock. I thought: OK, keep calm, you always think the door won't open but it always does! Just try again, real calm.. I did and nothing happened. It was stuck. I was the only one there in the storeroom so no one could help me. After a while I quit trying and waited 'till I heard someone. I was already in there for about fifteen minutes. Suddenly I heard something, so I shouted: Erm.. Excuse me, anyone there? Yeah? Hi! God, I'm stuck!!! The woman on the other side of the door tried to open it and eventually she did. I was shaking, almost crying.. I was 17 years old, I was in between schools, didn't really know what I wanted to do, had to take stupid jobs and this was a really stupid one.. and then I also got stuck! I tried to smile and said things like: thank you so much! Does it happen a lot?
The woman said: No. Well, I'm gonna take a break now. You've had yours, since you've been there for about twenty minutes.
I didn't have another break that day.

Two days later I had to work again. During my break I went to pee. Again: I was stuck. This time I had to wait for 5 minutes 'till someone could help me. Everyone at work knew about what happened, so this girl who helped me said: You were stuck again? -sigh- You just have to.. I don't know, you just have to push hard.. or something.. I don't know.. Gosh...

That was my second and my very last day at the drug store.

I went into a stall in a gas station to take a dump. On the back of the steel door facing me was a half dozen about 2" X 3" fotos of gay couples engaged in oral and anal on magnets and what looked like cum on the door beneath them. I didn't touch anything, but I added a sample on the door. As I was leaving there was a teenaged boy hanging around outside. I guess he was waiting for the stall to MT so he could get the magnets he forgot!

I've seen the good old clingfilm trick (with piss on it), a blown up condom, a period (It's a guy's bathroom!), and a shit blockade even Mario wouldn't fix.

Honestly I didn't read the choices...I usually don't :(

I deeply sympathize with the janitor and I'd rather not discuss my experiences :/

Hello! What was on the floor, was it a log?

I too have had many bathroom experiences but I'll just tell the two most memorable, both in the same public toilets

My first bathroom experience was when I used to sneak out of high school at lunch with a few friends to get stuff from farmfoods and hang at a park, I decided to use the public toilets, when I was in there i reached for some toilet roll but was busy looking at my phone so my hand hit the dispenser instead, which somehow had jizz on it :\

The second one was a good few months later doing the same thing at lunch, I was in the cubicle ( different one, never used that other one again ) and all the other cubicles were empty when a man walked in, walked slowly over to the one I was in and knocked, when I told him it was taken he said " yeah no shit " then knocked again and just stood there, I could tell because his feet were still nearly under the door, he stood there for about a minute then left the toilets

Oh my god! What was on the floor?? Toilet paper?????????