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What's bad about copulating with corpses?

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  • thegypsysailor

    Practice in a blender first.

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    • RoseIsabella

      ^This!

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  • Short4Words

    It's disrespectful. They can't say no.

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    • Oh, so you're a vegan. That's very admirable.

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      • modernism

        Someone's a little butthurt.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Copulating with corpses? I swear that's a sludge metal band

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  • charli.m

    What appeal could it possibly have?

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    For me?

    I enjoy the thrill of pleasing my partner, of trying new things in new places, of touching his warm body and playing with him like a fucktoy and him enjoying it. Can't do most of that with a corpse.

    For anyone else?
    I don't care, I don't even see corpses as people. They are objects, biological waste as my friends in the medical clean-up community like to call it. Seems to me like just a gross form of masturbation.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I honestly don't see why some find it appealing.

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  • anti-hero

    The pussy is cold.

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    • You could try inserting something warm for a few minutes to warm it up. Maybe pour some warm liquid in there?

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      • anti-hero

        Or I could have sex with my beautiful live warm fiancee.

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        • VirgilManly

          Congratulations, Son!!!

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          • anti-hero

            Thanks paw.

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            • VirgilManly

              I'm just so dang proud of you.

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        • handsignals

          Your engaged! anti-hero is growing up *plays 'cats in the craddle'*

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        • You were complaining about the pussy being cold. I was just trying to help.

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  • VirgilManly

    Are we talking an actual Relationship or just a Corpse With Benefits?

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I kissed a corpse and I liked
    The taste of it's rotting, chapped lips
    I kissed a corpse just to try it
    Hope the FBI don't find me
    It felt so wrong
    It felt so right
    I'm digging up graves tonight
    I kissed a corpse and I liked it
    And I liked it

    I dunno. I do it all the time ;)

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  • howaminotmyself

    The smell, for one.

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    • Unimportant

      Depends on how long it's been dead.

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  • handsignals

    I have to undress, wash and dress dead bodies as part of my job, trying to fuck one would be a nightmare, in more ways than one.

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  • 213

    its crazy no moaning,better i jerk off

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    • StuntCain

      But the song, "213" is all about necrophilia. I'm surprised at you!

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      • GigglesGirl

        *giggles* Surprised *giggles*

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      • 213

        lol i didn't know that

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  • neonclam

    if the corpse is a raw chicken, nothing really

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  • dirtybirdy

    Not my kind of stiff.

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    • Short4Words

      psh, you're a vulture.

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  • Stamex

    The one reason you shouldn't do it: Society says no. Is society right? Not all the time, but you can't change that by yourself.

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  • westoptic

    1: They can't consent because they're dead
    2: That's disgusting
    3: Most people who are alive wouldn't approve of someone fucking their dead body once they do die.
    4: Get laid by a living human being like everyone else.

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  • LizardSkin

    They're dry and they probably stink, are cold, and decomposing (including their faculties)

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  • noid

    It's gross.

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  • Arm0se

    What's so bad about fucking dead bodies? How you get them in the first place.

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    • Mytwin295

      What if this person murders people just to have sex with their dead bodies.

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      • Arm0se

        That's exactly what I was getting at.

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      • I don't.

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        • Mytwin295

          At least tell me you dont actually do it

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          • I don't actually do it. Now I am even less fun.

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        • Mytwin295

          Awww youre no fun.

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