Your question for god.

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Let's entertain the idea of the existence of a god.

So, regardless of your personal beliefs, let's say you die and then suddenly wake up in a strange place, where you are greeted by god. For some reason, you do know that the entity standing infront of you really is god.

And you are allowed to ask one single question, which it is obligated to answer truthfully. What could one ask?

I lean towards: "What the hell were you thinking, idiot?"

What would your question be?

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  • TrustMeImLying
    8 years ago

    Dad?

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  • (-_O)
    8 years ago

    I'd ask him/her: "Why did you let Man do what he did to the Earth, to the animals, and to each other?"

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  • Amistrangeornuts
    8 years ago

    For me it would be, "what in the flying fucking hell is wrong with you?"

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    What are you doing up here?!?!?! OH MAH YOU! Do you not see what is happening down there? Is this some kind of fucking game?!?! YOUR people are killing each other in YOUR name over the tinniest fucking differences! Why don't you go down there and do something?! AOS DUKG KJAGS DJ ! AKJSJ GDJ ! QL ZXC X>ZX !@ ()^) !@)& %!@_ E^_!(@* &#*) @*!@!

    Uh... I mean. How'd I die? I didn't get to see it.

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    8 years ago

    Why is my g-spot in my asshole?

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I couldn't really sum up everything in one question. I guess I'd ask where he came from?

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    • iEatZombies_
      8 years ago

      He just came from the bathroom. He was surprised to see you, too.

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    Where can I get a REALLY free credit score?

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago

      Credit Karma?

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        *smacks forehead* oh course!

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  • icant_
    8 years ago

    "Did George Bush cause 9/11?"

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Gosh, I dunno. What is the meaning of life?
    *looks at the pearly gates*
    Are there animals in there? I know you know I love animals.
    :-)
    Thanks for creating the critters, God! I love you, man!

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    • NathanScot
      8 years ago

      Good Qn there rosie, i had two pet dogs when i was a kid,and i have 1 now thats in her twighlight years.I hope i'll see them all at the end....i'm smiling by myself like a mad person right now just imagining the re-union.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa
      8 years ago

      I would ask that too! I'd look at Him/Her and say "Where's my pets! I'm ready to see them!" It wouldn't be Heaven without my beloved pets.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago

    Okay, hypothetically he\she\it is real id say What the fuck dude?

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      8 years ago

      I'd leave it open ended, just a general, what the fuck? Look around, god, what in the actual fuck?

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Are you on the right bus?

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago

    Will you please retranslate the bible to it's original text? I'm tired of trying to fill in the blanks between what was and what wasn't there before Kings and such mutilated it.

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  • Fall_leaves
    8 years ago

    I think if I were to meet God when I die my questions would be answered. I would say thank you.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    If I use 'incognito' can you still see what I'm looking at?

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    8 years ago

    Is there an actual, set in stone plan? Or is the entire universe just a clusterfuck of math and organized chaos and you're just watching what happens next?

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    • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
      8 years ago

      I would sincerely prefer the latter.

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      • NeuroNeptunian
        8 years ago

        I can't even remember typing this question.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    May I see my dog Blackie, my hamsters Snowball and Alex, and every single pet chicken that I used to have?

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  • Dulse.
    8 years ago

    What were you thinking of when you invented turtles?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Would you please eradicate yourself and everything to do with you from the minds of all man kind?

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    • LuxM4G
      8 years ago

      We'll get there once we unravel the mysteries of the universe.

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  • athiestsrule
    8 years ago

    Are you retarded? (that's not to the question creator, that's to god)

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      Let's assume since you asked God a question that God exists.

      What have you created that compares to the universe? So does that make you super retarded? Especially since you don't know the difference between a crucifixion and being burned at the stake.

      Fucking A, you're an egotistical asshole.

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      • athiestsrule
        8 years ago

        Dude, he made humans. That will be all.

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        • anti-hero
          8 years ago

          What have you made?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    yall created everythin and everyone and yallre all powerful so whyre yall such a thin skinned pussy regardin blasphemy?

    also if yallre so fuckin perfect then whys the world yall created so fulla sufferin & misery for all its inhabitants (except the douchebags what deserve to suffer) and whys the universe so empty and uncarin?

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    "How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"

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  • Arkaven
    8 years ago

    Who/What am I?

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Please answer this for me. Will the universe expand forever (as we think it will) or will there ultimately be a Big Crunch?

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  • Redcoats
    8 years ago

    I suppose instead of asking "Why?" I'd ask "What"

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  • LuxM4G
    8 years ago

    I wouldn't have nothing to ask as a human to the precursor of the universe as we know it. The sacred scriptures and documents of all religions are written by men with a political or "spiritual" agenda or quest.

    We are responsible for our own existencial problems, don't blame it on something non existent.

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    Bieber and the Kardashians, WHY?

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    *God walks in* " Hello my son , what would you like to know?" . . . . . If you really turned water into wine , do you think you could help me out because I want to have a killer party this weekend and can't foot the bill . Thanks father , but only if you're not willing to give me this weeks lotto numbers because I would prefer that , definitely .

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    I guess i'd ask if in the end we made Him proud.?

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    I would ask why He/She/It allowed so many misunderstandings of the Bible, which have ended up causing a lot of sorrow. Assuming it's the Christian/Abrahamic God.

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  • Nokiot9
    8 years ago

    I'd probably pull a babel fish and make him/her go *poof*

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  • Springfurmich
    8 years ago

    why would i be talking to myself?

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  • 213
    8 years ago

    why you took time to punish satan

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  • Mytwin295
    8 years ago

    Why haven't you gotten your shit together and will you ever get it together or will you continue to be that shitty neighbor who lets their dog crap on peoples lawns without picking it up?

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