Zombie apocalypse

Your not alone here, me and my best mate prepare every weekend just incase a outbreak happens... Plan the weapons we would grab, escape route, safe place to hide out, where to head to, etc. And like you said it could happen, its not impossible by anymeans. Were not kids ether with over-active imaginations. Im slighty different to the fact that i more what it to happen than scared... how cool would it be to kill some zombies? damn bad-ass thats how cool!

Zombie obsession is foreal.
Have you read World War Z?
Amazing.
And also, I'm addicted to Left4Dead.
That game is not even that effing good.
But yeah, dude even the Mormons are prepared, you know that's why they have so many cans of soup and stuff.

wait, Sh!T... zombies?! so now I need a plan for them aside my plan for when the flood find earth... great...

no just kidding, i already have my plan for a zombie invasion, ever since last hallow'een my mate setup an elaberate prank on me. after the partys he started like coughing and stuff, said he was bitten by some kinda creature. week later he didnt turn up to school, i asked his mum, she said he was sick. more and more people went missing until all my freindds were sick. so im walking through town, kicking cans, all my friends are ill, its gone 10pm, its dark. i fucking turn around to find my bloodstained best freind clawing and biting at me. I was scared, i really was, i turned and ran but just found like 12 others around the corner, i went back but i was trapped and i thought i was gunna cry but they all just laughed at me... 1 day ill getum back...

Uuhh.. I don't know, but if you people like to save other people, would you please come & save me? I mean, I'm probably the most frightened person when that happens. For real. I might froze to one spot & just... Freeze in that place forever. :x

lmao..
id grab a juggernaught, speed cola, root beer and quick revive, some bouncing bettys, upgrade a wonderwaffle and ray gun and keep them at bay as long as possible!!!

My weapon of choice would be a Sony Ericson K750i cuz them fuckers are hard to smash, and i pelted my mate around the head with it and he went cross eyed LMFAO

the only question now is, will they be of the running zombie variety or the walking zombie variety?

if they run, we are all doomed

btw, my weapon of choice would be my xbox (xbox 1) i would go on a melee rampage with it, i would even hit regular humans with it if they looked even slightly zoned out

UR NOT DA ONLY ONE WHO PLANNED FOR ZOMBIES
u see im wat u would say obssesed wit zombies,
n i always think about wat i would do if some dumb ass in a lab created em.
1) i would figure out who i was gonna save, my mom, my brother, my dogs, and maybe sum friends but then i think wat if ma friends slow us down should i still take them?
2) i think of where im gonna go, i 1st thought of a gas stations bathroom cuz the door locked from outside and u would have a toilet, vent, sink, and a dryer on the wall but then i realized not every one could fit in there and that the door looked like metal but really is hollow i didnt like that place any more lol, so then i thought of a jail cell ha but then i was like no so idk bout that one im still thinking bout a place ha
3) i then thought of food, maybe steal a truck and drive thru a store and hurry up and grab as much crap as i could dats needed and put it in the back
4) i think of when i get my own house, i would build it out of concreat and if windows were put in i would make sure nothing could break them, have tunnels made underground to my friends and families houses and a couple stores for basic needs, have backup generators and water sources, extra room for everyone, a weapons closet in my basement wit a dozen or more pull out beds for company, a tall (like about 10ft.) gate around my house just in case, and i also would have watch towers around my house so me and my people can take turns looking and shooting
5)i also think about wat would happen to my mom shes not in the best shape and she also might slow us down would i still drag her along or leave her in the trailer wit a couple of guns? idk i would probably ball my eyes out tho
6) what if my mom turned into a zombie or a bestfriend do i have the nerve to shoot them in the head and then leave them? idk

ALL IM SAYING IS ITS NORMAL AND I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME, NO LIE! I LOVE ZOMBIES AND LOVE THE MOVIES BUT THEIR ALWAYS IN MY HEAD AND ILL ALWAYS BE ONE STOP AHEAD OF THEM WHEN THEY DO COME TO ATTACK US!

-Erica

The sad truth is i'm even worse i THINK its some kind of phobia that just eats at me (no pun intended) day in and day out. I CONSTANTLY find myself looking out windows. Every time I take out the dog to pee I flip out and look everywhere stick my head out before i fully come out of my home. When I HAVE to go somewhere I nearly run towards my car...it's that bad...and i check my back seat of course. The fear peaks at night. Since its harder to see and its so quiet and eerie. The fear is getting worse. I think I may actually need help. This is the only time i've said any of this. Might be funny to others but when you're going through it you feel like it controls you. I'm a strong willed person but this is just getting out of hand.

I think your brains have already been eaten by Horror movies and Video games - you are practically zombies already.

I have a simple zombie plan and it's to joinup with the remenints of the US military.

Look at my name.

Sir. I look forward to fighting with you.

I'm afraid of zombies ;_;

lucky for those americans with legal guns...
we irish have no weapons at all to fight them off....
oh... and for any americans reading this... when the first wave comes... send a rescue plane to ireland and SAVE ME!!! also the swine flu thing might cause a zombie invasion... i feel sorry for those poor mexicans...

Okay, you really aren't the only person who thinks about that crazy sh!!. I didn't really ever think about it till after I had my son in '07 and then watched 28 Weeks Later (had seen the first one and just loved that it scared that crap out of me but never in a million years did I see it happening), but for whatever reason it got me thinking. I was living in Florida at the time and thought "wow could not be in a worse place if this goes down" so when my husband and I decided to pack up and move to ND I thought "yes, this could be okay if it happens."

So we got home (we orginally lived here) and I am sitting around with my little brother (hes 22) and we were talking, and his fiance and my husband were there and he asks me jokingly "do you have a zombie attack plan?" and dead pan I looked at him and said "yes, yes I do." He thought I was kidding but quickly realized I wasn't and freaked out because he was so excited he could share that with me. And he quickly ran to his office (hes a programmer) and shared this great detail with all his friends who also have zombie attack plans.

So we began to talk strategies and where we would camp out and what places would be bad (Wal-mart, airport, mall, etc..) and what would be good (local pizza joint only two ways in and no windows and made of concrete) and then we started talking who was expendable and who wasn't; and who we would take that could be used as expendable bait. I know we are horrible people, but when it comes to a zombie attack you're going to need a a couple doctors, a few people with fire arms and know how, people who can cook, those who can pro-create, those who can teach, children and those with technological experience. So if you don't fall into ANY of these categories, sorry your expendable.

And I do think about this a couple times a week, and there are nights that I lay awake (when it's just myself and my son home and husband is out of town) and just lay there, jumping at every noise. I worry more now because of my son I think, sometimes when I think about what I would have to do if we were trapped so that neither of us would have to go through the horrible situation, it makes me sick to my stomach. I don't know if any of you have kids, but imagine a world of zombies and trying to save them! Talk about messed up.

Well, if we assume that a zombie apocalypse occurs on 2012, I will hopefully be a junior, deputy, economist studying econometrics and mathematical statistics; therefore, I believe I will be somewhat expendable =(

If I could offer a suggestion: I live in Texas and while moving here and driving past El Paso, I obviously noticed the vast desert and huge mesa's and plateaus where a few survivors could take refuge.

I also want to point out in the movie Red Dawn (a Soviet take-over of the U.S. sparked a group of high school adolescents to live in the Colorado mountains). Though, this is a different situation, we could take a lesson that escaping to high ground is plausibly the best idea. As we've seen in many horror movies; "I Am Legend," "28 Days Later," "Dawn of the Dead," etc, suburban and metro areas are not survivor worthy. The close quarters and tight room for escape cause a problem in every movie.

Another location I recommend, a military compound. We forget that our Government, (though economically incompetent) can provide immediate, quick reaction security in the face of such an event. I would cling to my guns and my own will to live in such a situation but I would at least expect some sort of rescue/counter-attack efforts by our governments.

Landlocked locations are in immediate jeopardy, sorry mid-west and Switzerland =(

Islands would be great unless an outbreak occurred ON the island- Tahiti won't be a great vacation spot.

Countries without a "2nd Amendment"- I recommend surrounding yourself in a circle (place the little ones in the middle of the circle) and use pick axes to fend off the hordes. The elephants use this technique and it works 63%% of the time, according to National Geographical.

When the body cells die,they can't be revived.
You need to stop watching zombie movies.

All of my friends and I have seriously considered a zombie outbreak and we all have our plans set. It really was just for fun at first, but now I've begun to seriously consider the possibility! Like you said in your original post, I don't get scared out of my mind thinking about it but there are times when I get a little freaked out. Like in Wal Mart, the people there are already so zombie-like that it kind of makes me do a double take and begin to run for the sporting goods section before I realize it's not a reanimated corpse, it's just a really old, really smelly, limping man.

:.( thank you for scareing the s**t out of me

ok i agree with paul i think all of you have been watching ot many scary movies im never one to judge by all means i love scray movies at that. but honestly zombies come on now be serious nothing like has ever happen nor will it ever happen do you honestly think that something or somebody can do that turn ppl into zombies relaly you need get out there enjoy life embrace worry about real things like earthquakes and water go help the haiti relief focus on whats going on right now not shit that may never happen and if at all possiblei dont think so not going to happen in your life time ok so grow up put the vidoe games and scray movies down go outside get some fresh air run aroung like the good LIVE human beings you were meant to be...

dude! i do like almost the same exact thing. i always have about 2 hunting knives on my bed or under my pillow just incase i wake up and a zombie is trying to eat me. itd be badass to stab a zombie too. or chop off its head and like punt it.

weapon of choice is some mint floss cause u know they're breath is gonna be stanky and also some hot sauce wouldnt be bad either.. zombies hate hot sauce

to me, yes...

i have a friend and like 2 dasya go city power went off... and i wondered... if i could kill a 6 year old zombie... and the result was:
if its a girl not, only if she looks funny or crappy but if you can tell it was a pretty girl no, maybe kick her but not kill her you know..
it ifs a boy, yes... he should be a man by the age of 7 hahahaha

no. you're crazy. If a zombie apocalypse did happen, why would you WANT to survive?

I HAVE A WHOLE BOOK OF PLANNING THE APOCALYPSE. i just wanna know what type of zombies they're gonna be fast,slow,smart,dumb etc.

Totally normal dude, I have a zombie plan, where I can climb on top of a building only accessible by 1 ladder, and inside that building has 2 cafes, and a restaurant, with even more food stores across the street. It's also a 5 minute walk to the police station, they should be packing heat there.
But, if I was warned earlier, I'd go up to the mountains, and as they have no body heat, the zombies would freeze like corpsicles (quote from red vs blue FYI)

You made me want to start planning.

That theory about parasites made me think about it... it reminds me of Halo's flood.

I need a shotgun.

I let my partner do all the zombie planning :) he's the one who knows them more. Every single day he gets ready just in case. I don't blame him

Lmfao I had to let my hubby read this so he knows he isn't Alone. He has planned out and even made a plan for where me and our daughter go if that ever happened. You are normal.! Ha love it.

Clicheeee.

OMG.

Okay dudes, ima chick and im a zombie game addict, l4d2. no joke. Id probably shit myself if the zombie apocolypse did actually come but at the same time id be freaking out in happiness.

For my birthday my friends bought my all this stuff. and my mom hates zombies so we get her all the how to or the survival guides. good cheeckin

I would be so syked with my propane tanks and gasolines blowin shiz up.

always stay near a market though for food and one that is near a gas place. Most likely everyone you love would be dedz...so make sure you have a cell or a computer. (: just saying

fool im syked that people actually think about this stuff :D

Personally, I don't think they necessarily had to be dead to be like zombies. I do believe it's possible through some sort of genocide though. FUCK! If you look at what rabies does to an animal, why not a mutated virus targeting humans and turning them into mad monsters with cannibilistic tendencies? I really do believe it's possible. What was that movie where they all got locked in that building? It was so scary in terms of realism. There was a time when flying machines were but a way out fantasy and then we got planes. Same as all our technology. It gets dreamed up by writers with wild imaginations and 20 years later it comes to be. So, I don't think it's impossible, and I sit and quietly shit my pants over it too. Between that and 2012 and WW3, I'm a basket case. It's like a 'pick your disaster' game, the money or the box! WTF???

Its definitely something I've thought about, perhaps not in as much detail as others though.

Surely the safest place is on a boat? Although I'm a fair way from a coastline so that would be a mission.

Also are we talking Night of the Living Dead lumbering slow zombies or Dawn of the Dead remake freakishly rapid, strong zombies? If its the quick ones then I'd be totally freaked out.

Yes. Yes. I've been awake SO OFTEN at night, tossing and turning or frozen with fear that this might happen. What scares me the most is that I don't rate my survival skills to be very high! And then I start getting all emotional about people I love, etc etc... Ugh. It's horrible :(

Too many video games. WAY too many video games.

I sometimes think about zombies becoming real, but then thinking about crazy stuff is normal for me. I find it entertaining. But your plans sound too obsessed and detailed. You should try playing different types of video games maybe? I don't know. But I think it would be a good idea to diversify what you do, even if only a tiny bit.

I play Enough Resident Evil t get Myself out of a situation Like that =) Leon s. Kenney Rulez ( So does Jensen ackles )

LOL U prob r a zombied

I am the same way, but more often with aliens.

It would suck if zombies could use guns and drive things (even if done poorly) like in halo

Zombie survival guide, get the book! First place I'm going to raid is basspro. Stock up on guns, cross bows, they even have boats there. Than it's world war zombie takedown. You can all join the fight. Shoot them in the head till their dead!!!!!

I personally believe that no zombie can exist... because of the following reasons...

1.As it normally said in the movies, that zombies raise from the dead. So first of all in a dead body there is a damaged nervous system that would not let it move even a finger.

2. Even if it hadn't been dead ever, no virus or anything can make such vast changes in the human brain and its nervous system without completely destructing it. to make a complete zombie, it will take months of time to keep it alive.

3. Still if a zombie is successfully made, a human brain has a complete backup as your computer does of essential data... Which will be restored curing that person(Not completely but he will not harm anyone then.) The same happens wen someone loses his memory in an accident or some other reason, and is cured.

3. Human anatomy does not support eating raw flesh. if any human body does so, it will be destructed in an infection which includes the bacterias that feed on human intestine and kills it in about 5 to 6 hours if not cured. Thus if a so called zombie is made up of a human body, the same will happen to it.

Thats why I know a zombie will never exist. But there is something that resembles to a zombie existed in my country years ago... if u are interested to know about it you may e mail me at [email protected] or [email protected] and i will provide a detailed description about it.

My bro and I actually think a zombie apocalypse would be awesome. We want to be turned into zombies!

Personally it sounds to me like we all need to stop watching horror movies and playing vid games...I do it too :D. Not quite to and extreme, but my best friend and I have often talked about the dangers of the upcoming world and what we would do if such a thing should happen. The Mayan calendar actually states that on (or around according to past references) December 21st, 2012, there will be major geological changes to the world. We, of course, have no way of determining what this might be, and it could be anything from an early ice age to a widespread zombie apocalypse. Either way, you only have to be the second slowest person right? lol

Its real and its coming. the very end of Bartlet's trail road, rye Colorado is where I'll be when the poop hits the fan

How about we all put down the video games, turn off the DVD player, and go outside for some fresh air, huh? If, out of all of the real concerns a rational human being might have, you realistically entertain the idea that armies of undead will infest the Earth and you will subsequently get to fulfill a narcissistic fantasy in which you are the human hero against impossible odds, then you have been spending too much time indoors.

But even if you entertain the possibility of a post-apocalyptic future, surely you must know that most people are average, not above-average. And when you take a sample size in numbers equivalent to the population anywhere, it will fall into a Gaussian distribution. If you don't know statistics that means that about 7 out of 10 people reading this are "average," and average people don't last long in extraordinary circumstances. So don't fear the zombie apocalypse. Chances are, if you're reading this, you won't last long anyway. Now go enjoy the sunshine.

Zombies don´t exist.

It isn't normal. However my friend thinks about this. The closet in his room is loaded with guns, ammo, gasoline, bottled water, and canned foods. All packed into several backpacks. He has an escape route and plans about where he would go and has melee weapons (3 knives, a pantera, a spiked mace, and an axe) on his wall. All this for the apocolypse. So while you maybe paranoid and need help your not alone.

Ye I sought of think about if for fun n ye a gues it could happen but what you have Is an over active imagination

It's so normal. I have totally planned for that to happen. I used to sit at school with friends and plan escape routes. I have even planned on taking some fencing and self defense classes. I also want to learn how to shoot a gun, I know a little but I really want to get good. Lol! I know ppl will be like, "shut the hell up thats so stupid..." Im like well at least i'll know what to do when their trying to eat your flesh lol

If the zombies ever do come knockin the british probably have the best choice of kit. Have you seen the gear that the british army has nowadays. A viking APC and a few SA80 assault rifles and you cant go wrong. The .50cal on the viking can rip through a concrete wall and the SA80 is short enough to be used in a building but still offers the same range as long rifles such as the m4. Also it would be great to get hold of an IMI desert eagle. WIN :)

YOu might have watched resident evil tooo many times..
You should stop watching it,and about your theories on mind control and stuff...I think its just bullshit ,,no living creature or life form have ever been scientificly or even naturally modified to be controlled by other organisms ,thats just the way it is..
YOU must be crazy to think it will actually happen to man kind.......

Congratulations..your a prepper.

Now, are you physically healthy.
How many pullups can you do. Do you know how to get home, off road, with no vehicle without bending seen.

Let's talk...I been doing this for 20 years..

Btw, look under an over pass somewhere. Drive through downtown of any city.

The zombies ain't coming, the zombies are here.

Sometimes I look around the corner or out the window of my door for zombies. Lots of people in movies and books aren't expecting them. If I see something that could be used as a weapon nearby, like a hammer or a shovel, I take not of it just in case.

I think you've been watching too much The Walking Dead sir... but still it would be cool/scary if that what you said happened xP

Look dead bodys can not be re-animated so dont worry about it. what you should worry about is people going crazy from something the government might put in our drinking water.and when i say crazy im talking humans chargin at you at crazy speeds tryin there hardest to rip your limbs of and move on to the next one. but yeah if i was you i wouldnt worry about it...

Your Not alone,

I Got Everything Setup :)

I'm with you dude. I've experienced everything you described. I am completely serious. I don't think you're crazy at all. I believe that there is definitely a possibility.

Oh I totally think about it every now and then. I just think that the extent and severity (for lack of a better term) is what's abnormal. I tend to think about it very briefly, you get into a lot of detail, that's the only thing I could think would make it abnormal

kill ALL the babies!

My mom watches a lot of zombies movies ever since I was little. So growing up I made me a ZOMBIE PLAN. This is normal.

I'm so like that totally normal :3

I fucking love Zombies! I cannot wait for the day when I get to start killing Zombies. Although the prospect of reanimated corpses is highly unlikely or even impossible, but there is still plenty of different diseases, viruses and neurotoxins that will cause a zombie like effect in humans, such as toxoplasmosa gondii, rabies and mad cow disease for example. And who knows, with the advances in science, microbiology and chemical warfare we may be able to see a Zombie apocalypse within 20 years.

Well better practise on COD then.

The place that I work has been actively attempting to engineer a virus that causes many of these symptoms.

There's been a few breakthroughs as of late including the rectifying of a main problem with the virus, the premature death of the infected host.
I cant give out many details as I am already violating a nondisclosure agreement but I will say that we have extended the host's life cycle to a maximum of 3 weeks after initial symptoms appear.

Minimum of one week if host does not receive sustenance.

dude me too

YAY! I'm not alone anymore!!!!!

I Agree. I Fear Of Being The Last One Alive, Being Only 15 What The Hell Am I Gunna Do? And Yes The Whole Kicking Ass Would Be Bad Ass! But I Feel Im No Where Close To Being Smart Enough To Out Smart The Zombies And Would I Be Able To Kill My Zombified Family? No. So I Would Rather Let God Lead Me.Even If It Means Dying Like The Rest Of Them.

I hope it's the zombies of the old movies the slower the better when it comes to zombies lol

Man i caint wait till zombies get up in there and ima be like boom pow tukakakaka i think itd be sooooo fun iv never took actoin fer it but we all talk stories bout how wed survive and whod we take with us ur normal
, sinsurly yours >.<

They have actually invented a zombie proof house, look it up.

No my friend and I read this article about how this planet makes you Brain dead and a zombie. Its totally probable. :)

On eBay there is a zombie survival kit I think =]

Infection? Hmmmmm..... We could cover ourselves in tee tree oil and kick ass!!

I alwayz think sumin weird is gunna haplen in this wurld. But its mostly
About zombies. I dunno y. It just is

If you mean life being like the l4d series *loads SPAS shotgun, pumps shotgun* let's freakin do this

Well it could happen...it only takes a more evolved toxoplasmonia disese and well be done for it

I wood also capter 1 & poor house hold chemichals and spray xans on it to see its weakness

Mine would be 2 get lots of people in my gated community and my cousins and their parents to get in to a couple houses that r spread around so we can monitor the area then i would have all the houses share supplies i would get my aluminum baseball bats from my harage and get anything in the house u could yse fo weps Knives camera stands fire poker then every month we would go to get supplies

dude he'll eah ESP after playing L4D horde of zombies turning a corner straight at you screaming through the night

zombies like donuts WITH sprinkles and im ready if there is zombies

Oh yea, can't wait for dead rising 2

After watching both the 28 films and I AM LEDGEND, I feel Exacly the same as evry1 else. But I don't think zombies will be dead. But a mental disorder telling them to be violant or kill.

your not alone my friends already have a plan...they come to my house we have bout 10,000 rounds of ammo and bout 40 guns....not including handguns....but never ever ever go to a pawn shop first thing....o ya and if the military claims a quarantine zone and your in in your pretty much dead they will kill your then ask questions....so stay hidden...and remember if zombies cant see you your pretty much safe cause they cant break glass...or wont break it if they dont see you....

Fuck yea bring on the apocalypse get my m4a1 and dessert eagles and lets go maybe some grenades or rpg shoot im ready

My friend and I have a plan too! So it's normal

Hell yes!

I do that all the time(;!! Lol

Holy shit me and my friends all think of that exact same shit we have books n have read countless articles about the possibility of it actually happening.So yes it is totaly normal in my book,I fantisize about it a lot,plan shit and wepons,I'd go to a two storie jous n knock down the stairs after toeing a rope ladder because you'd live on the top floor n set a shit load of traps in the lawn as well as tacks an shot gun shell bombs behind doors haha.

I actually had a dream about this. First it started when i wished for moose people and panda peope and then they tried to get in the house and i kept locking em in and so then this panda chick told me to lock the door of her dads car but i knew she wanted to escape because the door was already locked so i unlocked it and jumped in the car and started running em over and then they became zombies so i ran em over again and they they started to attack my family so i shot the zombies with bazookas. my family didnt die though. weird.

i have mines all around my house just for that reason i also own an AK47 with roughly 900 rounds 7 hand grenades 3 glocks with 300 rounds a chainsaw bulletproof windows steel reinforced walls a self sustaining farm in my basement rain collecters and if everything fails ive rigged the whole house with c4 explosives to take em with me...

i haven't but if i needed to i could
i would probaly just use some of the tools and tree cutting tools near my house and help fight

Sounds hot, man. I'd totally meet up with you guys for some emergency zombie lovin'.

its ok my wife is dead and i have her in my bed in case it happens and i get horny.

what about rats??? killer rats on the loose who nibble at your toes while you sleep!!!! JESUS CHRIST!

oh my god your not alone me and my friend always talk about wanting a zombie attack so we could kick the shit out of them in fact we were talking about it not to long ago we have plans also

Weirdly enough international government has formulated a "zombie apocalypse action plan". The international commitee for the continuity of mankind (i think there still working onthe name) has found through simulation that wipeing the zombies out again and again each time with increasing force. There is even autherisation for flattening entire cities if neccesary. Me and my freinds have plans aswell. We know exactley where to get the vehicles, weapons, ammunition, fuel, food, water and materials we need for fortifying a building with. Seriously weve even got a plan that includes getting armoured vehicles and heavy machine guns from local military bases and one that icludes fortifying our tow centre. Your not the only one.

HAS ANYONE EVER HAD THE THOUGHT THAT BUGS COULD BECOME ZOMBIES TOO? WHAT ABOUT FISH? BECAUSE AN ARMY OF KILLER ZOMBIE BEES OR SHARKS WOULD SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

sorry for caps, had to get the point across!

I too am someone who thinks of these kinds of scenarios every day. I actually have wuite a cult following around my area. (I do some preaching of "Apocalypse" stuff) All I can say for now is that from the research that i've done, it appears that a "zombie apocalypse" could be a very realistic possibility. As far as survival, I've got Pennsylvania covered. ;)

Next time you guys go watch a horror flick at the cinema, just imagine all of the other people turning into zombies in the dark, leaving you...all alone...

Lol, these are the sorts of things I imagine and scare myself with.

C'mon zombie apocalypse! I'm ready for ya!

i wouled train the zombies and start a zombie rodeo!

Perhaps you're subconsciously thinking about survival in a worst-case scenario? You may want to consider reading on a few survival themed message boards (WARNING: They are filled with Conspiracy freaks!) and see if you can find like-minded folks.

I didnt know it was possible, but I have to agree with you that I get a little scared of it as well, like when i walk on the street and nobody is there and there are no sounds or cars or anything i always get scared when all of a sudden someone walks towards me. Or when there are a lot of people that do normal things, but nobody makes a sound. creepy.

Its the same with me and it's perfectly normal because evry night before i sleep i would check the door to make sure it's lock and i will be waking up every now and then to check that it's still lock just in case theres a apocalypse in the night and zombie start to enter my room. But just in case you need a weapon do not carry a gun with you because a gun shot can be heard miles away and zombie will start running to you once they hear it and cut down on zombie movie cause its makes you paranoid

Its normal, but if its a parastite, its couldnt infect ppl. right?
So i would say just a baseball bat is enough supply

All the time man, seriously. Everday I wonder what would happen, and to be honest I really want one to happen haha. It'd be rad :)

being in australia, we dont have many firearms, so i feel it would be heaps harder to defend... I also start planning what to do if the situation starts to get helpless, like how would i kill myself - living as a zombie just isnt appealing to me at all!

Yes this is normal - or at least i think about it at least once a week! I have made vague plans, but i havent fully put the plan into action yet! I do know someone that has gotten fully prepared with food and water and other stuff in teh event of a zombie apocalypse.

TOTALLY NORMAL!!!! i have completley planned for this. i know where to go and i have told all of my family and friends in the area to go to the same place. i have looked at all the buildings in the area and know the best one off by heart. i am a freak, but when they attack YOU'LL BE SORRY!=)

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE, GOOD AND FUNNY I HAD A WANK OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for spamming, but now I'm so excited and a little bit worried so I've made a website, for the preparation of Z-Day. www.zombie-invasion-survivors.webs.com

http://manga-roo.deviantart.com/art/Zombie-Invasion-151286292 I got so excited about the zombie invasion that I drew a picture.

my bro is exactly like it. He is obessed with zombies and he acually owns a zombie survival guide, I would consider it strange if ur like him but u could be different and not have over 20 books on the subject of zombies

Read my zombie fantasy too and find your not alone, i have this theory to where if my makeshift household ever runs out of food and ide have to go out and find some that ide get in a suit of armor like a knight so i cant be exposed to bites or anything. ide have a helicopter at the ready, one of those big ones that carries tanks and stuff and travel around trying to find food, whenever i suspect an abundance, ide land it and bring out the tank with a big ass trailor on the back and with my suit of armor, pack the trailor up with food and goin back home haha

OMG i think about this all the time..... granted its at the beginning of resident evil and left 4 dead 2 but its still the same!

An '09 strain of the swine flu actually re-animated a dead corpse for like five minutes, but all it would do was seizure itself into a coma.

If anyone has watched 'shaun of the dead' if the zombies are like that i would having so much fun wacking heads of zombies with a spade and running to the nearest pub

DUDE i talk with my friends about this all the time...not about the shelters and stuff...about kicking zombies asses and getting what ever i want for free !!
i actually wish that an outbrake happen XD

Completely agree. In fact, I've been anxiously awaiting "Z-Day" for some years. Just because it hasn't happened yet (that we know of) doesn't mean it won't.

wiat isnt alaska or a cold place good?

sweet take me with you i wanna snipe

You should play "Left 4 Dead" or "Left 4 Dead 2." It'll help you get prepared. :)

Ive actually thought of this to, if zombies, like u kno the slow walking retarded kind suddenly started roaming the earth i would get as much food as i could throw it on the roof and then jump on the roof. Stupid Zombies cant do very much, they only get u when they are in numbers surrounding you. But another plan for the smart fast zombies, we are fucked if that ended up happening. Scientists stop resurching ull kill us all!!!!!!!!!!

a zombie attack is very possible, actually. it wouldn't be like in the movies, having them raise from the dead and stuff, but all it would take is for one person to build an abnormal resistance to the rabies virus or something similar. this would allow it to mutate into something different and more powerful within the host, but unable to effect the host due to his immunity. if the modified virus was transferred to another biological being, by blood donation or a bite or some other way, they would not have the immunity to this new disease and it would cause them to have violent animal-like behavior. and being contagious and all, it could spread rather quickly.

presto, you have yourself a zombie invasion.

i would like you to ponder this for a while, after all that is how AIDS came about.

It's possible.. but just don't think about it.

Will I still need a passport if the world is full of zombies? If I do, forget Vegas. Last thing I need is hassle by the zombie customs agent who smells and tries to slip me her zombie number. Seriously, how do you date a zombie? Those bastards are too needy and you're the one that has to do all the driving. We all know they can't drive well.

So if it does happen we all meet in vegas ok?
Ill bring ammo!

Wow! lol I thought I was the only one. I actually have the zombie survival guide..it IS scary isn't it?

I don't worry about it as often but when I'm walking the dog at 3am and its dark and the street is dead I imagine a zombie running as if from nowhere and just..attacking!

I can't wait for that myself. I'll grab a big sword and some grenades and go around hitting zombies left and right and when I clear and area I'll do a little dance to some music that will play from an mp3 player in my pocket. It'll be like a victory dance from the Final Fantasy Games! Then when the zombies all gather together and attack at once I'll use my earth colored materia and summon Captain Planet who will deal multiple element damage. I'll loot the bodies for random stuff and great necro-sex!

funny i think about zombies taking over every weekand what id do.
first get a katana
secound find a monster truck lol
and run them over....

I totally believe it :) Ha. "ChaCha" when the Zombie Apocalypse will be here they say MAYBE in 2012 when the world is "going to end". Woot Woot.

you all seem to have forgot the most important thing
what do you do when the bullets are all gone

personal weapon of choice would be samurai sword i have set of 3 all razor sharp no ammunition to run out of :)

I get soooo scared about that...
I think I'd just kill myself and get it over and done with if there was one. I'm always afraid I'll wake up and see one staring at me while I sleep from outside the glass in my room. Terrifying!

WE ARE SCREWED !

http://isitnormal.com/story/my-friend-eats-himself-30862/

Its already happening!!!!

worse things to worry about

i would grab some canned food and a gun and hit up the attic

i am ready.
i use my basement as a sort of studio where i paint and spend most time when i am not at school or at work.
last year one night i was too tired to go up to my room that i decided to sleep in the basement..i dreamt that, when i woke up and went upstairs, every thing, every house was all ruined..the whole world was like corroded from some kind of virus..and everyone was a zombie but me.
of course, before i woke up, they were munching on my legs already.
i then took all my things to the basement and made a plan: plenty of metal artifacts to be used as weapons and my pair of doc marten's to prevent my feet from getting munched.
i now have a supply of food that would last, for ten people, at least a month.
i am looking for warriors that bring automatic weapons,inexchange of shelter and food.
i am portuguese, i am sure that zombies wouldnt like it here, and since half the country is empty, we'd easily find new shelters.
2012 is near.
i am waiting for news.

i love zombies!!

and na i dont think u crazy or stupid.

Hell yes its normal me and my sisters bf every time he comes over we talk about what to do in the zombie apoc and my sister gets soo pissed (she will die then) THEN I GET TO KILL THE ZOMBIE OF MY SISTER !!!! AHAHAH !

Right bud, you're not alone, i don't really make a specific plan in which is written down or anything, more of a good ramble every once in a while about our plans... me and my mates agreed hat we would head to either my house or the church , i've got an assortment of weapons, knives, axes and such, since i live in gb, then ive got loads of scrap metal in my garage so i'd pimp out my car into a killing machine, andhead to our neares hunting shop :P

after saing all of my loved ones of course, i just worry if it happens while im saleep and ill be like HOLY SHIT

i have a zombie movie and vid game collection XD guy nights with my mates consist of domino's pizza, beer, zombie fil, play left 4 dead, discuss general zombie killing. awesim completely normal! read the complete zombie survival guide by maz brooks it awesim!

You are normal, im like you
i bought a book about that last month.
And remember, the best weapon is a sword

ahahahha yeahhhhh mee tooo
well first id go to friend brians house cuz he has a but load of guns, and then head to my moms work, she works at some government place wer they make ammunition and what not, the whole place is gated and all the buildings are bricks with barred windows

p.s. and i have a ltl bag with a bunch of ltl neccesties and stuff stored in it so i can grab it and go :]

My friend was Paranoid about Y2K, AKA, the end of the world, so he packed a shit load of stuff in case of it happening, guns, amo, food, more amo, med kits, and more amo. Well, 2000 comes and now he feels retarded, so after 9 years, its still packed, if there is a zombie outbreak, we are gonna kick ass!

my zombie contingency plan involves ....well.....fucking zombies.

are u kidding ive got several places near my place where I found a good place to hide from zombies..I should get some weapons or stock up on food

there's a two story building with no windows on the first floor and small windows on the second floor is where im running to first

I worry about this especially a lot b/c I live in a country where guns are forbidden!!! Maybe I should buy a scythe???

I dont actually think it going to happen, but i enjoy preparin for it. Yep, all stocked up here and ready, but its really more of a fantaasy with me. Fun, sortof.

If it helps, almost every apocolyptic prediction especually in religion have included zombies in some form. Even the bible mentions the dead rising during end times.

So like i love the thought of this, if this was to happen it would make life so much less boring.

Give us something to do (: well at least me lol.
you're awesome and yes my brain has been eaten by too many video games matter a fact lol the have a game on xbox called zombie apocalypse its AWESOME :D

Zombies could totally happen. It wouldn't necessarily be as a brainless rotting corpse, but i'd bet a million dollars that i dont have on An infection or parasite that controls the Mind and drives on mad. Like 28 weeks/days later. ---I have a plan i have discussed it with my parents. My Goal in a Zombie apocalypse is to save my girlfriend. She is in another city so it'd be rough, but that is my Journey. And i have a lot of guns in my house and cars. so i'd be covered in that fashion. But then my Secondary Goal is Shelter.

1.girlfriend
2.Shelter. I hafta find a place to stay safely. Away from civilization, but i'd need to venture out and get food. so it'd be one hell of a journey. i'm kinda winging it for shelter because i don't know what will be available. barricade a home. a grocery store would be retarded because it's not secure and there are too many people there on a regular basis.

All the fucking time man. Ever since I was little. I find myself planning escape routes and plans whenever I'm staying somewhere for a period of time or if I frequent a place. I think it stems from me having loads of dreams/nightmares about similar things. I just like to be prepared xD

man that would be awsome im gunna end thinking about this and i would save ppl that are use full first and the useless ones sorry but bye bye

Oh yeah! I have that exact same feeling. I actuallyu want a zombie apocalypse. Man, its gonna be fun to kick and punch zombies in the head and grab a group of friends to fend off a million zombies with out molotov cocktails and sticks and stuff. Im ready for some zombie action!!!

dude, you're totally not alone. i plan almost constantly for a zombie apocalypse. my plan:

i live in england, so not much ready access to guns. homemade stuff will have to do. i recently went to kenya and i toyed with the idea of buying a machete, but then i realised i wouldn't get it through customs...

i have 2 sets of golf clubs though (not just for zombies, i play golf as well) which can be used. sharpen the end of the putter to a point and it can be used like an ice pick to pierce skulls, or just as a badass blunt weapon.

max brooks' zombie survival guide is THE best book ever. definately run every single available item, be it a sink, a bathtub or a bucket with water, because that's going to shut off soon. move all essential supplies upstairs and destroy the staircase, but i've still got an escape route from my bedroom window which is a short jump to my neighbour's roof if i need to leave quickly.

......i actually really want a zombie apocalypse now!

Scream!!!!!!!!!

Wow i honestly thought i was the only crazy person who thought about this.
Yes i have a detailed plan on how to survive a zombie apocalypse, including a ross noble style special ops room with maps on who to get and the quickest and safest ways to do that. Weapons id get, a place to hide out and a place id go to after a few days. Places id go to to get the things id need, escape plans on the places id go, who id sacrafic and how long it would take me to get there, from my house to my uncles specially modofied toyoto hilux and to everywhere else as i have done several dry runs.

But thats just me and 1 can only hope it pays off 1 day.......

By the way am i the only english person here?

I'm right there with you buddy. Its kinda of a grim taboo fantasy of mine as well.

My boyfriend collects guns and swords so yeah thats where I'm going if the zombies attack. lol.

but yeah I think it's normal. If it did happen then what would you do. It's safe to be prepared even if it doesn't happen you still will always know you were ready for it. :D

Hey of course this is normal, in fact this is a very serious problem we might be facing and you should be glad that you thought of preparing (hopefully) soon enough. More people should start seriously thinking of this problem as a real possibility if not for the zombies then for mabye a more practical reason.
I mean if your prepared for a zombie invasion then your prepared for just about everything. You should have your stockpile of food and water which can be good for any survival situation and your guns or other weapons which could obviously help with hunting, defending, or many other uses if something other than zombies happened (like 2012 or the economy crashing).

But it seems as though you havent thought out your plan thouroughly enough yet. You didn't mention food, water, or defence. You might need to stay at your place for a while to wait for all the havoc to die down before you can get up and go, which would be a bad idea in the first place unless you live in a metropolis. The point is you need to plan out everything that could happen because we have no idea what will happen.

P.S. Don't try to be a bad-a$$ it will just get you killed, stick with the phrase "better safe than sorry"

Sweet. :D

I'd love to kick some zombie booty too.^^ Can I join your party? lol

I think this is normal. You're just being prepared if ever an outbreak suddenly occured. honestly, I'm terrified of zombies, but when they're out to get my loved ones, that's a different story... No-mercy-to-the-zombie-style! lol

I hope I survive if ever this happens. :p

this is realy wierd, you sound like me ,

i constantly have dreams about zombie invasions, sometimes i get killed, sometimes i become infected, sometimes i survive

but i never really plan for them, it's probably never gonna happen . but sometimes i might catch myself thinking (or discussing!) what would happen if zombies attacked !

yes i think we all hav thought about it i even hav a shelter 4 that certain matter

I think it's normal.
I think about zombies a lot.
I dream up scenarios about my city being quarantined because it would get infected first. And I imagine the people I'd try to find and contact first and where I'd crash and what weapon I'd use. I'd probably stop by by the nearest 7-Eleven and drink a couple of Monsters or something.

Yah is it me or does anyone else feel left4dead doesn't adequately prepare u for this event? Somehow I don't think spinning in circles holding down the punch-a-b*tch button will hold off the zombie horde until they die and I don't want to hear "RE5 could prepare you better" because those aren't zombies those are coked-up junglebunnies that's more of a nyc survival game haha kidding I'm too scared of black people to be racist at least with Halo the weight of saving the world isn't on me ill just drive the hog thanks but ill let the super soldier do it this time call me when its deadly brightly colored musical circles I'm a lot better against things that can't fight back

That's why I bought a cabin on an island...I have never heard of a zombie swimming or driving a boat.
Ok...it wasn't the main reason.
But I will be much safer than the rest of you poor bastards when the zombies rise up!

a zombie apocolypse would be fun the best weopon is a crow bar it is multifunctional you can get in the doors or be the crap out of zombies with it im kinda scared now tonight
hmmmm.......

zombies r evil dont trust them

When this happen, come by and pick me up. K COOL!

Lmfao! I'm always thinking about zombies I swear I was a zombie killer in my past life! I have dreams about it all the time! How weird!

if it all happens im getting a m16 and heading to the mose remote place i can find, after i save everyone i live and know.

I have the perfect plan. (probably the same as my friends) My friend Joe's house is right behind mine and he has lots of shotguns, rifles and plenty of ammo. His house is like a fricken zombie safehouse. Heck, bring all weapons and ammo to the roof and open fire to all zombies and take in all that seek refuge from them.

I have a zombie killing bat

Hey its absalutly possible, when it happens il be strate to my neerest tool store wich is lituraly up the road plus i work there so i kno where everything is, ive also been planning what and who to take and where to go. Id make my way to the neerest large boat and get far way, only coming back to get food

No I only prepare 1ce a month for zombie break outs, normaly I would just grab my shotgun , amo, food/drink and my phone then get in my car and drive faster than the speed of light!

1.pack everything important..supplies
2.car
3.anywhere that have guns and weapons
4.find shelter while shotin zombie ass!
5.build new tribe or smtin..

Bring the big guns, it aint waste to think as you do, maybe not, maybe..

Nope, you're fine. Me and my friends always make plans for the zombie apocalypse. :)

I am a combat veteran of two conflicts overseas. Attached with a well known unit of solely ground pounding infantry grunts, often leading the way, I've experienced blasting mother fuckers in my life, slow moving, brain (less)or(washed), man-like forms, that were hell bent on killing me, than in numbers converging on my dead body, and pulling it apart further.. (sound at all like anything in our gaming, theatre, or literary worlds???)

well.. here's my point]

1. the above was 100 true
2. it was a cheap shot at middle-easterners
3. it displays not just my likeness to you, but hopefully seconds as a resume, when someone needs the best.

From early in my first deployment, to now,ive planned for the real invasion.. where all americans can soldier up on the home court.. yet, i think the fun will be soon over, and i urge a precaution.. for despite the ridicule, or annoyance i caused, id dip every shell upon loading in thick garlic juice.
they wont be laughing when the motherfuckin zombies come, and they have their fun, than the vampires blitz attack, and no longer does your shit, from pocket pea shooter, to your genital exten(sion/ding) mounted 50cal mean a damn thing..

war sucked.. but shooting motherfuckers is awesome, enlist while you still can fight, or join a street gang, and avoid the law.. but definately get yourself ready, either to train for the invasion, or to give you a taste in case it doesnt

2012 Zombies ?
It is plausible.

Resident Evil is a very good movie, let's hope we will never face that shit.
Those type of zombies which will never die without eating isn't plausible. But yes, you can transform an entire country into zombies by just introducing a parasite in the water or air.

Well I wake up everyday thing of it. I carrie a knife with me everywhere cause of it and other things. My friends jsut laugh at me but they do it too. I have combat boots so i can stomp heads. I got bullet-poof vest and gauntles. I have suvels and alot of swords guns. I think rice and alot of MRE's will help. MRE's= militray food they are only need a little water like three spits of water and thats ur food ofr a day. I live in Ak and the winter no zombise but i think in the summer we will be packed. I hope that the zombise are really like the ones we think they are and not tollaly diffrent. But yea.. If zombise attack happens hit me up in Fairbanks, Alaska i got food water and VOKA!!!

hahaha, i was talking about this with some kids at lunch.

i always think about zombies, i sometimes hope for an apocalypse, it would be fun though. I'm just messed up!!!

Read the zombie survival guide by max brooks! It's a zombie hunter's bible :p

Ok someone list the websites again plz and my plan: once I get enough $, buy an armored car.they actually make armored cars with chainguns that pop out of the top. Get one with nitro, snow tires, and a snowplow on the front. You'll probably be able to survive for weeks without leaving the car. Zombie plans work for ANY disaster, so make sure u have one.