Zombie apocalypse team

Okay, the Zompoc has hit. You are allowed to team up with one person only. Go.

Bear Grylls 15
Rambo 3
Colonel Sanders 3
Vegeta 14
Will Ferrel 3
Fus Do Rah! 4
Someone from IIN (Please Specify) 2
Chuck Norris 9
Other (Please Specify) 14
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Comments ( 62 )
  • Why is Woody Harrelson not on the list?

    Zombieland, hello???

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    • boobookittyfuk

      I'll pick Tallahassee for my ZAT if he brings the twinkies...

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    • I forgot about Woody Harrelson

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    • anti-hero

      Or Simon Pegg, Shaun of the Dead.

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  • Corleone

    The spirit of Michael Jackson. He can teach me how to act like a zombie, so they won't attack me.

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    • I suppose, in that case, someone would have "Thriller" as a ringtone and the zombies would start dancing if they heard it :)

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      • Corleone

        Ooh, I like the way you think! Give the whole 'end of the world'-thing a positive spin by turning it into a musical :D

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  • iWillAskTheQuestionsHere

    Ash from Evil Dead.

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  • Dot123

    RICK JAMES, BITCHES!

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  • Everyone's picking a Pokemon :/ Why a pokemon?

    Pikachu uses thunderbolt.

    Thunderbolt has no effect on Zombie!

    Zombie uses bite attack.

    It is highly effective!

    Pikachu fainted!

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    • NoraBaker

      Hey! I said Pikachu was just coming along for cuteness! I would rely on my own ninjaness for the both of us!

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      • Likes this :)

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    • Avant-Garde

      But let's say we chose a legendary or a fire pokemon. The fire would burn them and the legendaries are extremely powerful!

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  • anti-hero

    President Teddy "The M'Fn Bad Ass" Roosevelt, a tougher man has never existed.

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  • boobookittyfuk

    I voted "other", I picked two fictional characters. I'm having a hard time deciding between Ash Williams or Rick Grimes. Plus, they're both HOT. Can I take both? :D

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    • I suppose so. I love your user name btw :)

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      • boobookittyfuk

        Thank you!

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  • Darkoil

    The first thing I would do would be to drive over to the royal armories and get myself some metal armour so then I would be bite proof then I would go and wage a one man war against the undead. Notable companions to have would be ash from the evil dead, tallahassee from zombieland, and river from firefly.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Vegeta.
    He's a fucking Saiyan. If a Saiyan can't destroy Zombies, then nothing can.

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    • RinTin

      Team Vegeta!

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  • Shackleford96

    I'm gonna go with pac-man.

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    • DannyKanes

      Likes this :D

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      • Shackleford96

        Thank you DannyKanes ;)

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    • anti-hero

      I would have said Dale Gribble, he has all the Mountain Dew!

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      • Shackleford96

        Damn straight I do!

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I changed my mind. I want Gerard Way now because he's sexy as hell, and if he turns into a zombie...hell yeah. I'm ready to be eaten!

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  • Thebigbang_X

    Megan fox because she's hot as fuck. and Harry Potter cause' he has a wand. c:

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    • I approve the Megan Fox part but not so much the Harry Potter part :/

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      • Thebigbang_X

        Harry Potter could be useful when in need of getting out of a zombie filled place when there's no way out.

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        • True, we could steal his wand and leave him to be eaten >:D

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          • Thebigbang_X

            Fuck yes! I like how you think. >:D although, we're muggles, and we might be eaten too.

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            • Not me, I have a wand :)

              *waves wand around*

              Zombius Dissapearus!

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  • i like the rock falling on the zombies head and him looking up with leaden eyes to the roof

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    • What?

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  • Aleks85

    I have to take a movie/tv character? I'll take Neo from the Matrix.

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  • NoraBaker

    A reminder to all who are taking Bear Grylls: his crew is NOT coming along.

    He's still a great choice if you trust your awesomeness and wouldn't mind some action along the way - by god! have you seen that man jump naked into ice cold waters???

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  • Dot123

    1.Billy Mays

    2.Michael Rosen

    3.Dr. Gregory House

    4.Dexter

    5.SpiderMan

    6.Neo

    7.Exveemon

    8.Mr.T

    9.Jesus

    10.Chuck Norris

    11.Mario & Luigi

    12.Sonic

    13.Weegee

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    • RinTin

      haha Dexter would be good at H2H combat. He's good at sneaking up on people too.

      ..unless you meant Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory =P :)

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      • Dot123

        No, the serial killer Dexter.

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  • nobodyspecial

    Zombie kid: Mom, I cant sleep
    Zombie mother: sleep or else I'll call Chuck Norris
    Zombie kid: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    There will never be a zombie apocalypse, when Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to human.

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    • Fact: When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, they turn into Chuck Norris's.

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  • myownopinions

    Anyone that can fly. So yeah, on that list it would be Vegeta, but on my own personal list, it would be a pokemon.

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  • RinTin

    I take it back, neopets or Daenerys Targaryen!

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    • True, Daenerys has dragons

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  • Avant-Garde

    1. Mewtwo. He was created by cloning the DNA of Mew. He has superior psychic abilities!
    Actually, I'd pick mostly legendary Pokemon. The Unknown feed of imagination, created Entei and can be a indestructible force of destruction,etc.

    2. Ganondorf.

    3. A super Saiyan.

    4. Digimon.

    When it comes down to it, I'd either go with Digimon or Pokemon.
    Maybe, even some help from my imagination...

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    • Dot123

      Digimon FTW!

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  • NoraBaker

    Pikachu, for cuteness!

    Or I'd team up with Uma Thurman as The Bride. Maybe I'd be The Widow. We'd be smoking' hot AND drive the Pussy Wagon!

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  • PumpkinKate

    My landlord / roommate / friend, Brandon. He's not overly strong but he's quick, good with a sword (we fence), highly intelligent, charismatic, logical, pragmatic, resourceful, and wise.

    Simply because I know him so well, and because of his capabilities, I think the two of us would have a better chance than anyone else. I think it's important to know almost everything you can about your Zombie survival partner.

    Fictionally speaking? Katniss Everdeen, of course. Who could possibly be better?

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  • U_CANT_RECOGNIZE_ME

    Imma go with that guys buddy Keith

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  • PalestinianGuy

    Osama bin Laden :P

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    • anti-hero

      Saddam Hussein has more fire power.

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    • Avant-Garde

      If you sided with him, you'd be siding with a zombie!

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      • anti-hero

        That is what I was thinking.

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  • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated

    Vegeta you animals.

    And I would rather have that choice be Goku or Gohan. You would NEVER die it's sofa king true.

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  • MRmr

    Goku

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  • Realisticly, I would choose someone I know from Wales.

    An IIN user I would choose would be NeuroNeptunian, CoverYourEars (I think that's their name), or DannyKanes. They seem like intelligent people that would be able to see logic in hard times, and come up with good ideas if mine has flaws. I don't know their physical traits, so it might be a bad decision.

    Unrealisticly character from movies wise, I would have Mitchell or Hal from Being Human. They could turn me in to a vampire.

    Realistic character from movies would either be Mr Longbough or Mr Parker from The Way Of The Gun.

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    • You know The Way Of The Gun is a decent enough movie that really doesnt get mentioned enough as it should be.

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      • Completely agreed. I think it's a great film. Shame it hasn't been noticedso much.

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  • wigsplitz

    The Terminator, duh. The T-1000, though. Sorry, Arnold....that living tissue you've got going on might be too much of a liability here.

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    • T-1000 would be a good choice :)

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