Do you have a favorite user on here?

I think despite my stench people enjoy me

New one every week

VIOLATION!!!!!

Definately. You beat me to it. There's something so epic abouf the daft old bugger.

Don't create divisions please. Thank you.

Thanks :) seriously thats made an already great day a little bit better

Slut. :P

Well imma get crack-a-lacking cause I want that prestigious title

YOU are my fave.

Meow.

Doctors made science for everything I'm about to say, so it's real. I love making science. Or have I confused making science with eating kittens alive and forcing disabled old women to swallow my bloody vomit? The Nazis made science EVILLY a while back in the 20th century, and are therefore burning in hell. I hate Nazis, so don't be a Nazi. You will be tormented by snake/lion/human foot abominations next to those terrible people. Don't you remember? You sold your soul the night you did that devil weed and got the munchies for a bag of generic cheese puffs. That's right, you sold your soul for a bag of generic cheese puffs. They weren't even Cheetos! Your cultist mother was right about you, you cute little muffin. She said that you would spend the rest of your life flipping burgers at a generic fast food place if you didn't wash her motherfucking feet right the fuck now, you little heathen child! She said that when she was on meth before she discovered the cult for only $50000. Yep, and that money came straight from your college fund. Wasn't that why you smoked that devil weed, son? So you could get back at your mom for choosing her cult over you? Okay, I totally got off track here. I was supposed to talk about the joys of making science, but I went from Nazis, to your soul (which you obviously don't care about since you want to be a cyborg), to your cultist mother. Still, I regret nothing. Let's now talk about how to make science. First, find a subject. Make sure it's not sentient. A concert by your least favorite band is a great place to find a subject. Knock them out, but don't be that guy. Put them in a van and drop them off at a daycare with a sign on the van that says FREE CANDY. Stand back and watch them get their asses kicked. Congratulations,you just made some science! Or go upto a jonesing meth-head with a bag of something that looks like meth and tell him or her it's meth. Then, after giving them a knife, say "psych" and reveal that it was a prank. That right there makes some awesome science!

Haha, nice trick with your username there.
Or have I misinterpreted your comment?

Oh don't be coy

He was my favorite as well. Its a shame he had to go.

Haven't seen him in months. He is my favourite user too.

Hahaha

You must be referring to Counterfeit.circus

Forgot about me :( I'm heartbroken.

=) shhhh

Caw!!! (I'm a mockingbird.)

I like you.

I secretly admire your comments. :3
Crouching tiger, hidden kupo.

Crushes u say, hmmm I missed that page in the diary. I'll habe to check it again when u go to sleep >8}

AG is one of my favorites. She is mysterious
*lures her into his lair and unleashes sulfur egg attack
Ahahahaha, CRUSH THAT

*cough cough*

Thanks for the shout out, smoky ran out of material
*power muds himself

I know the ghost personally and he has no love for you.

Thanks.

Whoa dude. You are messed up!! Kidding of course :) high five!

Nope. LOL Just kidding, you probably are.

i see how it is

holla back soul, juzt here to pr0tect our race.... gettin' rid of all da crackers n beanerz know what iam'sayin'?..

Yo, u got ma respect dawg....

ambout to blast ma load into dat white hoez azz.. cus white bitches be ridin' like snitchez in da hoooood!

Johnny Knoxville?