Is it normal for an american to be behaving like this?

I'm not tied into stereotypes but I've noticed there are American males who wipe their food-stained mouths with the American flag, and act like a bastard over being a poofter because it's American.

Have you noticed these peccadillos? Like an American would shove you a little bit and give you a lesson in what a bastard he is because he thinks he's being American?

Or perhaps he would punch you in the pub for being "an ordinary man" and weak like an "ordinary" man and act like an asshole.

I've noticed the film "Superman" is anti-American, how is these terrible things patriotic? It's not!

In Australia over a genius a man can be a f***ing asshole and such annoying behaviour like damaging furniture in the middle of the night is something the other Aussie bloke would never do, at the time I had guts to push things to a level (though not an extreme) beyond what the average man was afraid to do.

In America they're not so soft when they act this way, they will bully little men talking on the phone by simply putting the phone on the hook or would annoy the crap out of people blowing all their money on gambling, small annoyances, not major ones, because they don't think they're annoying people.

An American asshole would talk in a soft voice, like he's nice, and the same happens in Australia, but his voice is like a mosquito, and he convinces his mother to cook for him, believes in seedy things, like pessimism, and misogyny.

Is this normal?

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Comments ( 38 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    *dingo politely eats your baby*

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    • normal-rebellious

      Then the dingo licks your face, awww, it's a cute dingo!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        i love my american dingo

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        • normal-rebellious

          American dingo, wow, I knew the truth will come out: dogs aren't Australian.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Dog

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            • normal-rebellious

              Excellent, or maybe it's not cool, it's mediocre. I don't know. I will never know anything because I won't stop learning, I won't know what it's like to know, or will I? I'll stop learning, then I'll know, I'll have experience, and then again learners don't know anything. Ironically learning makes you ignorant and not learning makes you ignorant. Learning is for ignorant people, it's not for a wise man, Jesus didn't learn after he got religious, that's because he was already educated, so be like Jesus, learn as little as possible and apply your knowledge, yes, Jesus was intelligent.

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    I'm not sure what I just read.

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    • Tommythecaty

      Hansbellious has been smoking crack with his wine and abusing the furniture from what I could gather.

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      • normal-rebellious

        What the hell! I don't do drugs. Oh yeah, abusing furniture, of course they called me an asshole and were ashamed that such a thing is Australian.

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        • Tommythecaty

          I think furniture abuse is a global epidemic Hanbormalious.

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          • normal-rebellious

            A global epidemic, yeah, but did I ask for a ramshackle liquor cabinet? No, that's why I destroyed it.

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        • SwickDinging

          I've lived in Australia for a few years now and I've not noticed much furniture abuse. Perhaps you and I are moving in different circles.

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          • normal-rebellious

            Yeah, it only happens once in a blue moon.

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    • BatterMilk

      I think this person is calling Americans stupid?

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      • normal-rebellious

        No way, I never said Americans are stupid.

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      • Mini69

        I think the OP is stupid!

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        • normal-rebellious

          I'm not stupid.

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          • Mini69

            Your post would contradict that opinion.

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            • normal-rebellious

              No it wouldn't, you can't see how intellectual I am? That it comes from my education? You can't see that I understand? I could be having the time of my life, I could be having fun, you're not fun, so I shouldn't listen to you, I can't prove even to myself that weirdness is worth dying for, the point being you might be brilliant and I should be having fun. And since I learned that I have to be right all the time, the truth can get the authorities against you. What I'm trained to believe contradicts what I was led to believe, I say be yourself and learn from the mistakes of history. For one man to decide you're not good is not right. That means no ideologies should be followed, so stand down and show some love and compassion, and don't go down the same tunnel as everyone else. I can't prove everyone else is fine, all I'm seeing is the same mistreatment of the same people. I see nothing blissfully normal, none of it whatsoever, it's always someone against me. So fuck you, I'm not part of your brilliant scheme to dumb down mankind.

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    • sillygirl77

      Glad I'm Not the only one who couldn't understand op

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        It's some sort of word salad.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Hansberger strikes again!

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    • normal-rebellious

      Well done, you're a good girl, or not, whatever takes your fancy.

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