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We all matchmake our friends. It's how many relationships start. Have you ever considered who you'd put together in the is it normal community? If not, now is the time! Who do you think would make a good couple?
Interesting. Voted minus five for pointing out that someone has made a dull, lazy and uninspired joke. I thought IIN was better than this. I thought we were more intelligent. I didn't think we voted people down for questioning mediocrity.
Whoever voted her down, shame on you.
Some have no other ways of feeling better about themselves. Others just love to hate me, or only one person, really. Doesn't bother me anymore. People tend to take IIN too seriously and do things that'll make others feel like they do.
Oh, and OP, your taste in women really sucks. No wonder you're like this.
I'll match up some users. :P
Charli.m and Jweezee.
djpatties and aussiewolf.
DannyKanes and randomjelly.
nobleserpent and flutterhigh.
Saycheese and Shuggy-chan.
dom180 and bananaface.
dappled and Frosties.
Hmm, I think that will do it for now. It's all in fun. Sorry if I offended anyone. :}
Ummm.....Sorry to disappoint you both, ha, but i'm already in a fake engagement to someone on here. That's right spacey.....your spy. And charli you know I'm always going to be your #1 stalker right? In fact, you should be getting my right pinky toe in the mail in the next couple of days. It's just things have been getting pretty serious and we may be setting a date for a fake wedding. I hope you both understand. Ha
Aww, Agent honey baby cupcake valentine butterscotch... that's so romantic! But...
*whispers* WTF?? Are you out of your mind??? You'll compromise the integrity of the mission! You know we can't divulge our classified affairs, fake engagement and wedding plans! The CIA has already warned you, the SOE forbade all communications until accomplishment, and the IIN are onto us already! You know it! Why risk everything?
You've been a naughty agent, I may have to reprimand you myself. >:)
Pinky toe???????
Pfft. My other stalkers sent me much more interesting bits. Just putting that out there.
Okay fine! It's not really my pinky toe....i've just been told it looks like one :( ha
Good god, Jonathan Kyle! Don't embarrass me. Can't you send the lady something nicer? I'd hate to be seen as the fakianceé to 'that guy', you know? She seems so sweet, she obviously deserves something better than that. Oh! It's humiliating. I'm sorry, Miss, I'll keep an eye open next time.
What about Itduz? Is there any hope for him? Or should I say, is there a woman that can tame him?
I don't know, bigtoy. It would be take one Hell of a woman to put with all of his speeches. :P
If only Margaret Thatcher was a member of IIN - now she would be a good match for him!
Shakespeare wrote a play about that, too! It's called The Taming of the Shrew. It's a psychological thriller of power shifting and sexual BDSM in a male/female relationship and you can't tell until the very end which one of them is the shrew that is being tamed! Good stuff.
In our final year of highschool, we went to see King Lear. It had heavy BDSM themes.
'Twas quite an eye opener. I'd never seen St Andrews crosses and gimp masks before. Or whips used like that.
Though apparently, the staging of Macbeth that the other class saw was a lot more disturbing. Necrophiliac rapist midgets dressed as Christmas trees.
I wish I was joking :-S
I think Itduz is a perfect candidate for a cuckold relationship. A dominatrix is just what he needs! lolz
Why would you say that about poor Jweezee? Hehe.
You and Shackleford. You can rescue him before he has to defend his dignity by bashing BiebsFan with the baseball bat :D
dappled and Frosties?... hmmm... some very bad thoughts are going through my mind. Shame on you, Spacey, you sex-villain! ::D
Okay, okay. Lets turn this into a game then, shall we?
There are 3 doors. flutterhigh, NoraBaker and ...Space_Ghost?, are behind the doors. Which ever one you pick is who you will be matched up with. The other two will then match up with each other, so choose wisely.
*Door #1* *Door #2* or *Door #3* ::D
P.S. I've truly assigned each of us to a door, and promise to be honest when you pick one.
Hmm, well, two out of three are female, so the odds are in my favour. ::D I'm finding it so difficult to choose, though. I know it's just a game but... well, this is my future. ::P
Okay, I'm biting the bullet. Let's see who gets to go home with whom after our weird double date. ::D
Door #3 is my choice.
I'll be 100% honest, even though I don't want to be. ::\
I was behind door #2 and flutterhigh's was #1... You know what that means? You have my Nora. ::(
I'm stuck with flutterhigh... He's seem like a tough guy to satisfy.
Treat her well OP. Never make her cry. Or you die. You hear?
Weee! I knew, psychologically, you'd never put yourself behind door #1. That meant there was a 50/50 chance it was flutterhigh and so I chose to avoid it. It was always between #2 and #3. One way or the other, I was always going to split you and Nora up. ::/
I feel really bad now. Not bad enough to take flutterhigh off your hands, but bad enough to all go back to how it was, if you want your Nora back. Although can I keep her for a little while before I give her back? ::) Peas?
Since I dont know anybody well enough to matchmake this post is making me sad. This truley ruined my night. I wanna join the lonely club.
dappled and ████████
There's no name hidden behind that thing above. I'm just sexually aroused by square, black things and want to be in a relationship with one.
Here is my list of members who I think would go nicely together. I'm sorry if I offend anyone.
-If Neuro wasn't already married I'd put her with Itduz.
-If Dom180 wasn't in a relationship I'd put him with SpaceGhost
-Dappled and Flutterhigh
-NotFloydzie with TerryVie
Neuro: *comes home* Damn, I fucking hate my boss, he is such a dick
ItDuz: Women are worse bosses, *rant*
Neuro: I'm not talking about female or male, I am talking about my boss being a fucking dick.
ItDuz: But if he were female, it would be much worse.
Neuro: =.=
ItDuz: You need to stop complaining so much and be happy we men allow you women to work, I could have you licking my feet clean by now. Be grateful for all that males have given you, female peasant.
Neuro: NEVER! *Pulls out sword*
ItDuz: Oh dear me, I have gotten yet another rebellious female. *Pulls sword*
*Dramatic sword fight*
Neuro: ADMIT IT! MY GENITALIA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY USEFULNESS TOWARDS SOCIETY!
ItDuz: ARROGANT FEMALE! YOU THROW YOUR GRATEFULNESS FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO THE WIND! I SHALL CAPTURE YOU ALIVE AND SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO LIVE IN A SOCIETY WITHOUT MEN!
Neuro: SO YOU'LL STILL BE THERE!?
Cha cha cha, charmin!
I agree with the dappled and flutterhigh they always end up having a random conversation in the threads even if it doesnt directly relate to the question asked .
How long before this post turns to an orgy?
I had one but I think they'd get pissed off if I put it.
Ah crap. Now I feel stupid.
I was just gonna joke about how a couple of users insult each other and I thought it was cute. It wasn't even clever or funny. Blah.
ItDuz and bananaface? dappled and flutterhigh? wigsplitz and dom180? Or maybe a joint wedding for all three? :P
Me and ItDuz:L You have got to be joking me?!?!
Also, will you please tell me who you are? I'm really curious now!
Haha, I don't think "domsplitz"'s marriage would last long! I firmly believe we'd drive each other to an early grave! XD
I reeeeeeally want to know who you are too now, OP! This story has given me so many giggles ^_^
Haha nope, none of the above.
I was going for Jweezee and Parrish. The way they insult each other is just adorable :)
Oh and maybe Shackleford96 and JustinBiebsFan#1...though I'd be worried for Shackleford's safety :-S
bananaface and dom180 maybe :) They're both lovely.
I guess you can't rewrite history.
NoraBaker & AdolfHitler
My fakiancé Jweezee is now stalking charlie.m
Shuggy-sashimi went back to Saycheese
Spacey is hustling around for someone new
Ah, whatever.
Liberté.
POW.
*dead Nora*
Are you happy now, OP?
Welcome to my life.
NoraBaker and Anonymous Poll Creator
Giving out fake numbers since 2010.
Of course nobody mentions me in these things. Oh well, I'm gonna go back in time to the 1960s, find Al Pacino & match myself with him. You're all invited to our wedding! :)
Me neither. But I don't really find this particular poll something I want to be a part of.
I had you and ItDuz matched up, but I took it down. I guess it was the right decision after all. :(
Oh, but I had had thought of a user, based on his name alone, that sounds like a perfect match for you... :/
badmanalive.
How about that? ;)
Since Spacey just put herself back in the market, I'm just gonna match myself up with BearGrylls naked in the wild :\
My couple: milkymum and Jemima
makin' pancakes wit brest mil fo' breafast!
For whatever reason, I thought Space_Ghost was male. I've had this image in my mind of an eighteen year old Mexican boy. What is wrong with me.
Nooooooo!!! I'm not on the market anymore. I'll get buck naked and wrestle BearGrylls to win you back! :D
Ummm... I suppose I can think about it... I did have fun the day you fought Parrish for me. And won.
I think that day was the day I laughed the hardest on IIN. Seriously. So many deleted [err... censored] comments. Hahahaha Why did you do that? They were SOOOO good!!! Lol
Awww, ok, deal, I'll wrestle BearGrylls buck naked to win you back, my love!!! ;)
I knew who could not withstand the almighty forces of the Universe! :D
*HUGS tightly* I'm sorry Nora! I felt dirty after some of those comments were made. :( I should have left them, because what's done is done, right? I'm sorry. On the bright side, they'll always be in your memory. :}
I'm happy that made you laugh so hard, though. :* Makes even worse that I deleted them. :'(
LOL Okay! Have fun my little WWII angel. ;)
Hahahahaha See? I just passed by this and I'm laughing all over again! You beat Parrish fair and square. Even if he wouldn't admit it! You dirty little Spacey, you! :)
You were really brave that day!!! You can walk all over me forever and I'll still always get back together, just because of that! LOL ♥
NO its not normal thats why so little of these responses auctually has a pairing .
How about me and cheese and... wine. lol
I don't think I really fit with anyone or I just fit with everybody. :D
I've never mathcmade my friends, and I've only been on here a little while so I don't know everyone that well. But has anyone ever looked at ItDuz's profile pic. He's kinda hot.
hhhmmmm... i've seen alot of people that would be good together but not saying unless they have a big issue agisnt it lol but i will loook out for a really good one.